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Man I wish

Was he supposed to be an advanced stat guy? I wonder how much he contributed to the club, on the A through F scale

I get a lot of people here started there, but it sounds like that place is hot garbage. Who gives a damn?

I wonder what the hell happened with Burger. Is his setback worse than it is led in to be? What a disappointment. I hope he actually comes back in shape. Dude has pounds that he could lose.

Depends on the years. He's only 20. This could be for 8-10 years for all we know.

Jose is going to have to hire a security guard to watch out for you. You know what they say. The ones that hate you aren't the dangerous ones. It's the one that love and worship you that are dangerous.

Vaughn hitting a lousy .227. @Jack Parkman commented on being disappointed a couple weeks ago and he got jumped on. I'll cut Vaughn slack after a long college season, but still kinda weak debut.

I know, right? Can you believe these guys?

Wow, RBIs. Do you also use a slide rule when doing math instead of a calculator? Bloodlet when you are sick instead of antibiotics?

We can hire a clown to perform goofy clubhouse and postgame antics for a fraction of the price

You know the rules Balta~

Collins can play there, Castellanos can play there. Hell, we can have flexibility at the DH. Sign Mark Kotsay to play there for extra flexibility

I'd rather sign Castellanos than Abreu as DH. Better upside. More versatile. Can give Eloy a break in the OF when needed.

The bat flippage with him and Timmy would be out of control. White Sox would be public enemy #1 of the MadBum's of the world

My Spanish is a bit rusty

How do you know Jose will be DH? He hasn't been DH before when we have better fielder's playing DH.

Hopefully our "leader" and "ambassador" will tell the youngins to never start dipping. Bad, disgusting habit. I truly hope he stops soon for his health's sake.

Which broad of his is giving birth?

Not really. The front office doesn't and shouldn't give a damn about short term wants of some fans. They're doing what is better for the future.

They aren't declining his option. They never were going to.

The baseball glove taped to first base.

They could tape a baseball glove to the first base bag and it would probably be as effective as Jose

What exactly has he done that is so great? He's had some productive years as a 1st basemen. Ya know, Alex Rios had some productive years in our OF. Why not guarantee Rios a coaching job while we are at it?

Bailey out a 2nd straight game. He had been slightly scuffling lately. Wonder if they're just giving him some extended rest or what.

Smh.