Bob Sacamano

“South side stand up” is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard lol thankfully we’ve only heard it 3 times

Question, if we win this game: when do we hear from the president?

They’re still under the 5 runs I said they would score for the day

Please don’t say “doink” around Chicago sports fans, specifically Bears fans.

Are there many these days? I think everyone is saying: “play him at 1B, send Vaughn down”

Play him at 1B. Actually, give Eloy a 1B not too. Why not

The best I can do you is gummies and booze

Enter bullpen

Will Paul DeJong drive in anyone that isn’t named Paul DeJong this season? Edit: nvm he has lol

I get it but at least play him most of the time in a lost season. If he sucks all year, he’s 40-man roster fat to trim as far as I’m concerned

Wrong thread lol

Well that depends: which true crime show?

30 minutes after the conclusion of game 1...idk what time the game ended.

Yep. They're gassed.

You're right. Better to just combine the games as one. It may be under 5 runs total in 18 innings. That might be generous.

$$$$$$

Thats fair. A normal team, if it’s 3 runs or less, you can post it. 2 runs is a lot for this team.

Bat him 4th you cowards!

"What do you think of the performance today Mr. President?"

Alright Runline!

Yeah...why do they keep doing this?

Hes already being bumped from the rotation. Flexen that is.

The only time a sac bunt is acceptable: a useless hitter is at the plate.

Nice start

A true 2-outcome player.