Poop. 

7 hours ago, wegner said:

Based on what the Twins leadoff hitter does this evening, I will crack open one of the following:

Strikeout:  Sox Golden Ale

Groundout:  Lagunitas Little Sumpin' Sumpin'

Flyout:  Gumballhead

Any hit:  Star Chicken Shotgun

I actually want to open the Star Chicken but hope I don't have to 

Oh boy, looks like you got your wish ?

never mind

Mulligan?

Batting practice? Oh fuck

Lol wow. Just wow

Lucas just trying to get the meatballs out of the way.

You have to laugh

Well 

I knew it would take more than a run to win this one.

Dayum

1 minute ago, Chicago White Sox said:

Oh boy, looks like you got your wish ?

I'd rather be drinking a Sox Ale...but I need the Star Chicken after that!!

lol typical, it's the Twins of course. 

2 minutes ago, Jack Parkman said:

Jesus fucking christ......

Don’t panic Jack!

Cut Giolito.

Come on Leury!!

#PromoteMadrigal

(Madrigal would have turned that)

Damnit.  No DP.  

That should have been two. 

 Gotta make that play

Yermin would have turned it...

None of the fans are wearing masks

I think Cruz scares me more than any opposing hitter in baseball.

And Steve Stone, “somehow” = steroids bud.

Leury is better in the OF...