6 minutes ago, Chicago White Sox said:

Alright, no more fucking around.  We need a Collins BB, then a Madrigal slap single, followed by a Timmy double in the gap, and finally a Spanky blast to cap things off.

One out of four ain’t bad!!!

Stony laying down truth right now about Adam.

Lmao anyone else hear "Chicago still sucks!"

6 minutes ago, Chicago White Sox said:

Alright, no more fucking around.  We need a Collins BB, then a Madrigal slap single, followed by a Timmy double in the gap, and finally a Spanky blast to cap things off.

Got the last part right.

Just now, DoUEvenShift said:

Lol fan in the stands "Chicago still sucks!" See you in October kid.

Is that who Eaton stared at after his embrace with TA?

Told you eaton was gonna bounce back this year. 

Always loved Eaton and knew it was a great signing 

Hahn to all of us rn

Tied Mazara's HR total from last year already .

Did Eaton shake hands with Rollins and Lawrie?

Does Timmy still get pasta if he scores as a result of a home run?

Just now, YoYoIsMyHero said:

Hahn to all of us rn

Kinda looks like him, too.

Just now, CaliSoxFanViaSWside said:

Tied Mazara's HR total from last year already .

Oh my god that is funny...and very very sad.

Abreu's looking a bit out of sorts tonight...not that it's a shocker, because he always has been that way.

Guessed on the fastball but the sinker at 93 was below the hitting zone.

 

We'll take a 3-1 lead with Giolito to go another inning or two and turn it over to the bullpen every time out.

2 minutes ago, South Sider said:

Got the last part right.

Which was the important part of that prediction ?

1 minute ago, CaliSoxFanViaSWside said:

Tied Mazara's HR total from last year already .

Jesus that's scary

2 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:

Stony laying down truth right now about Adam.

what'd he say?

1 minute ago, wegner said:

Does Timmy still get pasta if he scores as a result of a home run?

Only the breadsticks. 

Eaton is terrible bad signing go Joc. 

Lmao at all the people who thought Eaton at 2 was bad 

1 minute ago, joesaiditstrue said:

what'd he say?

Solid defender, has more pop than you'd expect, if healthy will be a key contributor.

My guy Adam Eaton. Fun little story about him...I was once friends with him on facebook and he randomly commented on a photo I posted of a fish I caught. I was like...holy shit Adam Eaton just commented on my photo! He unfriended me when he was traded to Washington ??

To all the flyouts I've had before.

Not sure if Lucas is running out of gas or just mentally out of it right now.

So what’s the plan for Lucas?  Try to get him to go six and then have Heuer, Bummer, & Hendriks close this thing out?