We'd consider Minnesota to be pretty cold, right?

I mean, the same Minnesota team that is over league average in runs scored, despite the weather not being 80 degrees...

 

I'm so tired of hearing 'well they will hit when it warms up', Is this some rare phenomenon that ONLY impacts players once they play in the South Side of Chicago?

Just now, Jack Parkman said:

Harrison???? Fuck off Tony 

You'd rather have Mendick?

Just now, Jack Parkman said:

Harrison???? Fuck off Tony 

Who else would it be?

Just now, almagest said:

Or you hit it off that stupid left field wall.

I've been harping on this for a while...the Sox don't hit their barrels to the pull side. Most of our barrels are to center and RF. 

I guarantee Harrison will not get a hit here (is greg trying for reverse jinx? I'll not say).

Just now, chw42 said:

I've been harping on this for a while...the Sox don't hit their barrels to the pull side. Most of our barrels are to center and RF. 

Which just won’t work with this new ball

Just now, fathom said:

Who else would it be?

At least Mendick has pop

Need a 2 out hit

The fact that the best RH bench bat here is Harrison really tells us how bad our depth is right now. 

Just now, Capn12 said:

I'm so tired of hearing 'well they will hit when it warms up', Is this some rare phenomenon that ONLY impacts players once they play in the South Side of Chicago?

Reminds me a bit of what i kept hearing last season, about the fact that they will automatically turn it on, when the playoffs start.

1 minute ago, fathom said:

Which just won’t work with this new ball

Are you questioning how fun the dead ball is???

Harrison looks like he has no shot up there. 

Harrison you bum

Such an energetic ground out. He is so awful.  Hahn’s amazing offseason is sure shining today.

Can Yolbert join Moncada on the flight back to Chicago?

1 minute ago, Soxfest said:

Need a 2 out hit

When never get one

Surprised he made contact. He had no chance. (captain obvious).

So bad 

I'm so shocked the deadly josh Harrison didn't come through.

Gonna suck if cease gets the loss for this 

Just now, chw42 said:

Harrison looks like he has no shot up there. 

He’s also finished which should have been obvious to anyone watching him the second half last season.

Ugh great, we wasted the best part of the lineup. It's gonna be up to Burger, Engel, and Garcia against Robles. 

Awesome how Harrison's second half was as bad as Cesar Hernandez's but the Sox signed Harrison as if he would be a solution. Consequently he fucking sucks

What a thrilling game! Sox had two runners on base in the eighth. No quit! Red Sox had to get an amazing bullpen performance to put out the fire (sarcasm; game sucks cause of Chi. bats).

Im ready for the Yolbert/Harrison swap. Really disappointing how poorly his bat is playing with how well he started in Oakland last year