1 minute ago, Chicago White Sox said:

Luckily he can still hit though ?

I thought it was his speed on the basepath and presence in the clubhouse 

wtf is Sheets swinging at

Gavin Sheets as clean up says everything you need to know about this teams offense.

get gavin sheets off this fucking team. please.

Sheets just does nothing at the plate 

Lopez is barely even throwing strikes but we can't get anyone on base

3 hours ago, Tony said:

If someone said "Here is $400 in cash, I'm giving you tickets to the game as well, all you have to do is go sit outside and watch baseball at Guaranteed Rate Field tonight" I'd say no without hesitating lol

Do I have to sit through all nine 9️⃣ innings and extras, if applicable?

5 at bats, 5 pathetic efforts

I gotta say all this Maldonado stuff is baffling me.  I guess I don't see what everyone else is seeing.

Forget a shutout, will we get a ball out of the IF?

great googly moogly this offense is bad

Braves fans seeing Shewmake batting 6th must be laughing

Yikes. This is the worst Sox team we've ever seen.

1 minute ago, JTB said:

Do I have to sit through all nine 9️⃣ innings and extras, if applicable?

Can I bring a friend? One of the ladies from La-Date?

Edited April 3, 20242 yr by cuban_sammiches

I'm available at 1/10th the salary. I also won't get hurt running to first because I'll never make it out of the batters box.

I’ve seen Lopez pitch almost every outing of his life, and usually if his fastball is where it’s at today, he gets pummeled.

1 minute ago, fathom said:

I’ve seen Lopez pitch almost every outing of his life, and usually if his fastball is where it’s at today, he gets pummeled.

Not against this team

crochet's name looks so terrible on these shitty uniforms, at least he kicks ass

If the baseball gods give me one thing this year, let it be crochet staying healthy all year. This guy is a machine. 

He’s just nailing his spots. Incredibly impressive 

Go get the ball Beni!

6 pitches he hasn’t gotten already

Just now, fathom said:

6 pitches he hasn’t gotten already

He doesn’t even need them, that’s the crazy thing

GC getting squeezed 

Just now, fathom said:

6 pitches he hasn’t gotten already

Yeah, this guy blows.

That said, he's mixing up his slider based on count. Great feel for that pitch.