Manoah vs. Flexen 

Beni finally riding the pine, so bet the house on the Sox tonight. 

 

 

That is one awful lineup.

Does anyone even care anymore?

48 minutes ago, T R U said:

That is one awful lineup.

Yea… wow.

Wow. So in order to get Martin's "bat" into the lineup a long with Vaughn's "bat" you have sheets in RF and Lee at DH.

f*** YOU PEDRO YOU FUCKING ASSCLOWN.

My friend from college is on a quest to hit every MLB ballpark. So tonight is Comiskey and I'm going with him. I'm not joining him for Wrigley and Milwaukee. Really looking forward to eating nachos like that goon from last night!

5 minutes ago, cuban_sammiches said:

My friend from college is on a quest to hit every MLB ballpark. So tonight is Comiskey and I'm going with him. I'm not joining him for Wrigley and Milwaukee. Really looking forward to eating nachos like that goon from last night!

Does he have a job yet?

10 minutes ago, cuban_sammiches said:

My friend from college is on a quest to hit every MLB ballpark. So tonight is Comiskey and I'm going with him. I'm not joining him for Wrigley and Milwaukee. Really looking forward to eating nachos like that goon from last night!

ballpark tour is about the only reason to go see this sad sack club. there is still the appeal of sitting outside in a pleasant spring evening at least.

Garfien interviewed Nicky Lopez pregame about the Sox being worst in baseball offensively with RISP and Lopez let out a 2 second chuckle and said "yeah I saw that yesterday. It's pretty wild"

Great interview for those two fuckheads

Glasses. Oh, that explains his .083 batting average. Now he's seeing the ball better. We have this to look forward to. 

https://chicago.suntimes.com/white-sox/2024/05/29/seeing-is-believing-white-sox-martin-maldonado-hopes-glasses-make-a-difference

 

 

16 minutes ago, WestEddy said:

Glasses. Oh, that explains his .083 batting average. Now he's seeing the ball better. We have this to look forward to. 

https://chicago.suntimes.com/white-sox/2024/05/29/seeing-is-believing-white-sox-martin-maldonado-hopes-glasses-make-a-difference

 

 

Didn't ReyLo improve a ton after Lasik or am I misremembering 

2 minutes ago, DoUEvenShift said:

Didn't ReyLo improve a ton after Lasik or am I misremembering 

I believe so. Maldonado improving means 2 hits a week. 

22 minutes ago, WestEddy said:

Glasses. Oh, that explains his .083 batting average. Now he's seeing the ball better. We have this to look forward to. 

https://chicago.suntimes.com/white-sox/2024/05/29/seeing-is-believing-white-sox-martin-maldonado-hopes-glasses-make-a-difference

 

 

 

vaughn pulled the ball. finish your drink.

lmao at bringing the IF in against the White Sox in the 2nd inning.

Manoah is so fucking bad. Just hanger after hanger.

good job laying off it? it almost hit him in the nose, Jon.

31 minutes ago, WestEddy said:

Glasses. Oh, that explains his .083 batting average. Now he's seeing the ball better. We have this to look forward to. 

https://chicago.suntimes.com/white-sox/2024/05/29/seeing-is-believing-white-sox-martin-maldonado-hopes-glasses-make-a-difference

 

 

He needed glasses?  You can't make this up.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

lmao he's injured and we still can't hit him.

Fletcher isn't a MLB player. Nothing in his physical profile checks out. That's as hard as he can hit it. WHO THE f*** IS SCOUTING THESE BUMS?

There's your season in a nutshell.  Man on third, no outs, no runs scored.

Maybe Manoah was lactating. Jeesh, what an unathletic looking guy

2 minutes ago, soxfan49 said:

Maybe Manoah was lactating. Jeesh, what an unathletic looking guy

He's a jerk loser anyways. f*** him.

Schriffen picking fights with "the media" again. STFU bro.