Heyman mentions Sox interest in Conforto

[Bob Sacamano]

2 hours ago, bobbydanks said:

Why are people incapable of realizing we need bodies not 50 million kyle tucker

 

Conforto is terrible. Play the bodies here

[WhiteSox2023]

8 hours ago, bobbydanks said:

Why are people incapable of realizing we need bodies not 50 million kyle tucker

 

Conforto isn’t even as talented as the wart on $50 million dollar Kyle Tucker’s big toe.  Most people realize he’s BAD.  No, we don’t need to simply “add bodies”, especially not when they are rotting corpses.

Edited 2 hours ago by WhiteSox2023

[Lukakke Appling]

1 hour ago, WhiteSox2023 said:

Conforto isn’t even as talented as the wart on $50 million dollar Kyle Tucker’s big toe.  Most people realize he’s BAD.  No, we don’t need to simply “add bodies”, especially not when they are rotting corpses.

Hey dude, Conforto used to be a 4 WARt player. 

Edited 1 hour ago by Lukakke Appling

[Dick Allen]

20 minutes ago, Lukakke Appling said:

Hey dude, Conforto used to be a 4 WARt player. 

Schriffen will love him. 

[WhiteSox2023]

35 minutes ago, Dick Allen said:

Schriffen will love him. 

“Recently, in 2019, Conforto was one of the top power hitters in the league.  The Sox coaching staff has helped Mike make a few tweaks to his swing and he thinks this will be one of the biggest years of his career.”

Edited 1 hour ago by WhiteSox2023

[Snopek]

11 minutes ago, WhiteSox2023 said:

“Recently, in 2019, Conforto was one of the top power hitters in the league.  The Sox coaching staff has helped Mike make a few tweaks to his swing and he thinks this will be one of the biggest years of his career.”

Damn you. I read this in his voice and now I’m preemptively mad about a signing that won’t even happen.

[WhiteSox2023]

14 minutes ago, Snopek said:

Damn you. I read this in his voice and now I’m preemptively mad about a signing that won’t even happen.

Same here.  I was literally imagining Schriff-dawg say it during a 2026 Sox game as I was typing it.

[wegner]

[southsider2k5]

29 minutes ago, WhiteSox2023 said:

“Recently, in 2019, Conforto was one of the top power hitters in the league.  The Sox coaching staff has helped Mike make a few tweaks to his swing and he thinks this will be one of the biggest years of his career.”

SWINGCHANGE, EVERYONE DRINK!