You should eat lunch with the janitor before you do anything.

 

He is not stupid.

 

arson and tugboats, thats all I ever get with you guys.

after 4 glorious years with my 2nd generation ipod (got it for HS graduation), i am moving on and getting a new one as an early christmas gift today.

I suppose that would be something you would need to find out for sure before you do ANYTHING here.

 

Maybe she's just on the rebound, I don't know, I wouldn't be taking advice from someone halfway across the world anyway about this.

 

I wouldn't take advice from anyone on this site, or the entire internet for that matter. We're all a bunch of f***ing dorks.

I wouldn't take advice from anyone on this site, or the entire internet for that matter. We're all a bunch of f***ing dorks.

or stalkers

I wouldn't take advice from anyone on this site, or the entire internet for that matter. We're all a bunch of f***ing dorks.

Except me, you can always take advice from me.

Except me, you can always take advice from me.

 

That's the dumbest thing I think I've ever seen posted on Soxtalk.

That's the dumbest thing I think I've ever seen posted on Soxtalk.

And this is the smartest thing ever posted on soxtalk

That's the dumbest thing I think I've ever seen posted on Soxtalk.

 

 

And this is the smartest thing ever posted on soxtalk

Lies.

I'd never listen to a towel.

I'd never listen to a towel.

You're a towel.

You're the worst character ever.

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/071203/ids_pho...4.NXUHJYcDq188F

 

It must really suck to be a veterinarian sometimes.

You're the worst character ever.

Take that back.

Hey Justin, wanna watch some Scrubs with me?

Hey Justin, wanna watch some Scrubs with me?

Lets just turn this into the Rowand inside joke thread.

Lets just turn this into the Rowand inside joke thread.

I was looking for 'no, it's painfully boring'

I was looking for 'no, it's painfully boring'

Ya, well you knew that already.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071205/ap_on_...wake_in_surgery

 

Her next lawsuit? The producers of the movie "Awake".

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071205/ap_on_...wake_in_surgery

 

Her next lawsuit? The producers of the movie "Awake".

 

 

Only 11 Gs?? In America, that turns into 11 mil.

Ya, well you knew that already.

yeah, well what other show would you use your great wisdom on?

http://www.zoomerang.com/survey.zgi?p=WEB2278M5NFUGH

 

Take this stupid survey for a class I'm in.

 

What the hell was that all about?!

yeah, well what other show would you use your great wisdom on?

 

Did you enjoy this survey,

 

Nope

Not Really

No

These pretzels are making me thirsty

 

LOL, nice variety of choices

About a month ago, Flash and I met again for a general conversation about some things outside of baseball and then baseball. When that conversation was ending and we were walking off, someone comes running up to me yelling,

 

"Pratt! You asshole! You asshole!"

 

I turn and we stop to wait for him.

 

"You asshole! You f***ing asshole!"

 

I didn't skip a beat. Just said, "Henry, this is Flash, my Life Partner." ["Henry"'s name has been changed to protect his identity; he is not a SoxTalker. Dude doesn't even like baseball!] (They shook hands and then Henry turns back to me.)

 

"Asshole!"

 

"Umm, what's up?"

 

"Yeah, hey listen, I should run," Flash says, and he was on his way out anyway (we were at our place of departure).

 

"See you Flash," I say, and turn to Mr. Henry.

 

"What's up?"

 

"YOU TOOK THE WORD JACKASS OUT OF ONE OF MY ARTICLES BUT PUT THE WORD 'ASS' IN YOURS! YOU ASSHOLE, I love you, you're so sinister."

 

Was very funny to be walking with Flash and have one of my writers come up to me yelling and then praising me for being "sinister". It was nothing of the sort, but it was certainly entertaining.

 

Didn't see Flash since then until today when I was talking with my Communist friends and Flash came over as I was leaving the building and yelled, "Pratt! Hey Pratt!" I stopped and turned, wondering who it was and it was Flash! "Yo, buddy, what's up?" and we walked and talked about life and baseball.

 

Lots of fun.

"you'll have wasted your life," I say to my friend on the phone while discussing whether or not she would bang Hall from Hall and Oates.

 

"No. Won't I live longer?"

 

"What?!"

 

"People who don't have sex live longer, right?"

 

"Umm, I doubt that's true."

 

"I've heard it's true."

 

"Yeah, well -- who did they use as experiment?"

 

 

What the hell was that all about?!

1. One of the writers on my newspaper, where I am the Copy Editor, had a complaint with me that day which turned into his grudging admiration of me (we're really good friends).

2. Just a funny conversation with the most conservative person I've ever met.

3.