The new Gmail look f***ing sucks. They did the same s*** with their calendar look and I hate that too.

I think email threads look way better, but overall - it just looks weird.

I must have opted into a beta or something because I've had this look for months now.

It looks pretty much the same in my theme. Little differences, but not enough to make a difference.

I must have opted into a beta or something because I've had this look for months now.

 

Same here.

They think you banged a chick?

 

Just one guy thinks I banged one of his female student assistants.

 

Even if that was true, it's about the least gross thing that's happened there.

Just one guy thinks I banged one of his female student assistants.

 

Even if that was true, it's about the least gross thing that's happened there.

 

I'd play that rumor up. You might get some unabashedly slutty student assistant to come to you.

I'd play that rumor up. You might get some unabashedly slutty student assistant to come to you.

 

True. I can't hurt the reputation, that's for sure.

A good friend, and co-worker, is days away from dying from multiple myeloma cancer.

 

Cancer is a cruel, relentless bastard.

He died this morning. Great man, very passionate about his faith (I work for a church). The world got a little lesser today.

True. I can't hurt the reputation, that's for sure.

 

 

The guy that's her boss is apparently on strike from talking to me. He usually makes some sort of comment to me about something, or at least says hi, but he has not spoken to me since Friday.

 

It's kind of funny that one of his jobs is to tell us our seat on the charter plane, but he didn't tell me. Good thing I knew my seat. But yeah, he doesn't avoid me, just doesn't talk to me now.

They also really dislike gay people.

 

But man, are they efficient and quick in the drive thru though.

 

They also don't open on Sundays which I found out the hard way.

 

And I inevitably get a craving for it on Sundays.

 

 

The guys who sell America oil hate gays too.

 

Hard to get through a drive thru on a bike.

The guys who sell America oil hate gays too.

 

Hard to get through a drive thru on a bike.

 

It might be because I'm really, really tired right now, but I have no idea what you're getting at.

Lifes too short to hate most people. Especially gay people.

 

 

Drink a beer instead.

Lifes too short to hate most people. Especially gay people.

 

 

Drink a beer instead.

 

If God finds the time to hate f**s, then surely I can, too.

Lifes too short to hate most people. Especially gay people.

 

 

Drink a beer instead.

 

If God finds the time to hate f**s, then surely I can, too.

 

Nicely done.

The guy that's her boss is apparently on strike from talking to me. He usually makes some sort of comment to me about something, or at least says hi, but he has not spoken to me since Friday.

 

It's kind of funny that one of his jobs is to tell us our seat on the charter plane, but he didn't tell me. Good thing I knew my seat. But yeah, he doesn't avoid me, just doesn't talk to me now.

 

Ok, so does this guy have a huge crush on this girl that you didnt bang? Or is he just one of those guys who is all about office heirarchy and no fraternizing with each other type guy?

Ok, so does this guy have a huge crush on this girl that you didnt bang? Or is he just one of those guys who is all about office heirarchy and no fraternizing with each other type guy?

 

We're not sure but he's been warned before about sending creepy text messages to the girls that work for him.

We're not sure but he's been warned before about sending creepy text messages to the girls that work for him.

 

There ya go.

Day 7 of him not talking to me. My boss finds this just hilarious.

 

greatest guitar solo...ever

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Yay! Number 7 on the list. That's my high school, peaking just above the tree line, in the picture. Top 10 in crime and top 10 in dirty air. And they want to build a football and baseball stadium right in the worst part.

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Day 7 of him not talking to me. My boss finds this just hilarious.

 

This dude sounds so strange that you should be glad he doesnt talk to you. He is a freaking weirdo.

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