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He is now my favorite announcer

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This thread seems like a fun one now

Would be FUCKING HYSTERICAL!

I think @WhiteSox2023 is his #1 fan!

Is this what you yell to Japanese tourists at Mardi Gras?

They just don’t make em like they used to. Godspeed Tommy.

Beni's hamate injury hampered his power for about a year and a half. It's definitely not a easy injury to get over.

SWEEP THE CENTRAL!!!!!

What an animal, love it!

I feel like even if he went 20 for his next 25 that would merely drag him up to .150.....but im all for it

At this time in 2024, NOBODY wanted to sign with or be traded to the White Sox. Miguel Vargas looked to be on the verge of a mental breakdown after he was traded here… Now, I imagine upcoming free agents will be excited to consider offers from our Sox and trade acquisitions are already expressing joy in post trade interviews. Gotta love it.

This makes it much better. 🤣

I want this fuckers job. ( PS - Sox win tomorrow and they’ll be at a season high 8 games over .500 )

or rather, "show me the breasts" (in a general sense)

Fun fact: "Mune" in Japanese means "chest," and it can be used in a polite-ish context to mean "breasts." So Schriff is basically screaming out "show me your breasts."

I was told there are no free agent starting pitcher options. There’s a couple of Japanese starting pitchers we should be asking Mune and Shingto to help us recruit.

Grant Cleavinger has struck out 24 of the 33 batters he's faced as a professional. He's only walked 1. This guy was utterly useless as a college pitcher due to his poor control. What the heck did the Sox do with this kid?

No you don't understand. The man has never made a mistake and shall never be criticized.

I think best case scenario in the future is the Sox have to decide between Meidroth and Antonocci for who gets an everyday spot at 2B. That would mean Mune, Vargas, Montgomery(X2), Bonemer, Roch, and Peters/Doyle are all performing as expected (and Mune gets locked up).

It would be damn funny if Romo caught fire offensively all of a sudden

There are dozens of us!

Thanks! Now I can bookmark and share in every game thread he hits a HR for all the Schriff fans! (There are many)

I asked this recently and was told skin infection.