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I read Ball Four when I was about 13. One of the quips was about returning to the airport after a road trip and meeting their wives. Somebody yells out - "All right now everybody act like you're horny". I never harbored any illusions about their saintliness.

Luis had to ride the Greyhound from Seattle.

I had a note someone left me after moving out and filing for divorce. I stashed it in a book somewhere then moved back a few months later. One morning I hear WHO IS KAREN??? She was going thru all my stuff!! A few days later the police arrived and I left for good.

Connie Mack preferred fourth place for those swine swilling Philly fans.

One of each!!!!! This was my story below: Wife who finds a note AFTER kicking husband out of house and then moving back AFTER wasting thousands of dollars: Q: DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER??? A: ABSOLUTELY AS OFTEN AS I COULD !!!! That is literally what ruined my marriage and family JFC .

Most of us could catch better than Grandal. Any slob can crouch down with a glove and stop grounders. I did it for years.

Prob gets a fractured skull sitting in the dugout off a line drive.

I sit with Reinsdorf and Corgi who gave me a coupon for Orville Reddenbacher. Life is good when you are a made man.

Yep I had to get a divorce and got wiped out but it was worth it if you ever met who caused it. Plus we had triplets!!!

Personally I would have used a DH for the divorce. That's just me.

Luis is a shy guy.

In the mid 70's Sox had three guys who could throw 100 which was unheard of.

Race to the bottom Sox are winning!!

More DH's!!

I don't think Elly runs the bases the way the Sox would prefer. Some of us were recalling Altuve and Kopech's charade last year.

I would rather watch the Toledo Mud Hens than these Illinoisapolis Ass Clowns.

MAX MARMALADE

Kinda forgot The Rookie was shot at our friend's house down the street in OP. Long time. Cub fans meh.

THE ROOKIE PART THREE.

Bring back Joe Cunningham!!

Even when they give up five the Sox are going to rack up a run or maybe two. You cannot stop these guys.

Pelvis Anus has disappointed.

Only an iddyeott would trade Robert . Sox diarrhea.

Kenny is ready to retire. Han Solo will replace him and Chris Getz the gm spot. Meh.

Bummer has never been effective. You don't pay for bad results.