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What do you call a crappy team in a crappy division? Double crappy I guess.

Sheets spot needs an upgrade.

Reylo

More homers.

The Cuban pipeline is full of sewage.

This is a non-issue. He was trying not to get injured. Next.

Bummer has tiny little balls.

Lance what up??

Having Beckman around is a problem. Douchebag vibes. Pedro show us how it's done.

Amazing how most all the team has lowered expectations. Not Jake.

Welcome Clint Frazier. Bryan Shaw come on down. Ready for some roster churning.

Burger King.

Does Pedro have to wait five years for HoF if he quits tonight. I would love to put a few wage thieves on the IL so we could see some new blood, or maybe mental rehab in the AZL. These entitled inept pukes are not qualified to steal our time and money. Suggestion: we need a tattoo/jewelry reconciliation committee for the Jungle Jim fans here laboring with culture shock syndrome. Before we move on a Sox transaction from the wire: Dr. Phil McGraw has been promoted to team therapist, replacing Dr. Jerry Springer. Just in: US EPA has suspended operation of the Orestes Minoso Memorial Pipeline due to toxic sludge emissions. Exploratory group seeking permits for a new Tijuana Tunnel.

It could be years recovering from this.

Just keep doing push-ups every day until you win.

Meanwhile the timid Sox could not beat a minor league team. They miss Jose.

The other teams are using ChatGPT. The Sox are using Q-Dos.

The players struggle while the coaches drool on their uniforms.

Pedro pushing all the right buttons. We waited ten years to see this.

Still time to score some runs (Rays).

So far so bad.

Totally psyched for another L.

No rebuild simply because they are not qualified to carry out a rebuild. Fool me twice shame on me.

I follow the Bills because the Bears do not deserve my support.

Rick has given away enough talent to make a better team than the stiffs he kept around. This team's hitters are in crisis mode.