Stinky Stanky

Hate to get prehistoric here, but Mr. Cub of his day (before Ernie Banks), Phil Cavaretta, was player/manager, told Mr. Wrigley the same and wound up canned and on the White Sox, where he was welcome.

That tells me they're trading LaVine and his $43M for some needed frontcourt size and athleticism. But at DMD's age it's a dead end. Need to hit the jackpot in the draft.

#79 is his birth year. Who sez? I sez.

You old enough to remember Juan Disgusto? (Agosto)

This has to be the result of the new hitting coach being brought in to improve the fly ball rate. Either hasn't worked yet or isn't going to and everybody's swing is biffed up.

Woulda beat Miami in the play-in last season if Zach didn't disappear in the second half. Redemption Friday!

How would you like to have in your job description "explain every why your bunch of mediocre fielders that are mostly hitting under Mendoza just lost again." I'm not saying he's not an idiot, but how many losses can he be blamed for this season? Yes, he comes off as defensive. Wouldn't you or I?

I'll provide some answers for him. He was charged with coming in and increasing the fly ball rate and it's not working for a bunch of singles (at best) hitters. Everybody's in deep [stuff].

I'll be watching. They need Nostradamus more than Nastrini Right About Now.

Best part of Palka's hot streak was that Pałka is the Polish word for bat!

Kopech one slider in two innings. He needs another reliable pitch, just like Hendrix did, although his 100+ is faster and moves more than Hendrix's did. I'm not just being a downer, I loved what I saw tonight.

He's got those short, thick thighs that have a tendency to cramp up. He needs stretching exercises not muscle builders and I bet he's doing the wrong regimen.

It got the FO fired, if timing means anything, so was it all bad?

He is what he was and that's not what a closer needs to be. I'm not sure if I want to call him a weak minded airhead. 100+ now is to hitters like 95 used to be and there isn't much else. All he would need is one more reliable pitch for a 3-4 batter stint. So, you keep trying new guys until you find one that sucks the least. Billy Beane said that he could make anyone into a closer and he was never wrong. ? The rotation is looking better. Crochet looks like a physical Titan, Fedde's stuff has me super impressed and Clevinger will give us an honest day's work. As far as the new PBP, he's got better broadcasting skills than Jason and he's less irritating. Jason was better at basketball than baseball, but hoops can make anyone sound good. All the negative things I've seen about Jason on this board over the years were forgotten for a few weeks, but sanity seems to have returned.

Mediocre is damn fine Around This Place.

At least Stone has stopped saying that he's gonna be a monster. Only if he grows another head.

Look at the bright side. The Burger trade likely got two guys fired.

Grifol would have preferred to start someone really good who could give you 6 and keep it a game. I can't think of the guy's name. Can anyone? I mean the guy has to be on the team as of now. Katz? He's got a method and it doesn't fit everyone. Different method, but same problem as Cooper. At least Katz is aware of the science of throwing a baseball more than Don was.

Rivera was sentenced to 4 years in a military prison for attempted rape of an officer's daughter. That would account for him being a 29 year old rookie. It's a while ago, but the Sox were told by MLB to keep him on the Sox roster and not farm him out. Nice guy. I met him once. Clevinger takes the ball every 5 days and gives you a chance to win. Plus he's not in jail or close to it. Judge not lest you be judged.

Just based on timing, the Burger trade was what got them fired. My 2 cents anyway.

When they reacquired him in '65(?) he said that he didn't mean it. Fun stuff either way.

Hire the guy that's kept Jerry clueless as far as what to say and how to say it for 40 years.

Borrring. Close your eyes and dream. JR extorts a new stadium and this bunch of bozos represents them on Opening Day.

You guys are in rare form. I'm in need of some humor to counter the creeped out feeling I'm getting from this with billionaire Jerry and even wealthier Related Midwest being the beneficiaries of our bucks. Stay strong JB.