Stinky Stanky

It’s easier to sort out the bozos that suck the least when they don’t have $15M contracts to eat.

Thx to nrockway for reminding us that big bucks buy bozos in building a bullpen and you’re better off building your own.

Didn’t Widger once take The Big Unit deep twice in a game? If he didn’t I plead senile dementia.

Fat pitchers. A proud White Sox tradition.

His WHIP is mediocre for a Cy Young candidate. A little luck involved?

Surprised here that when Katz went out to visit Martin it actually worked. That’s usually a prelude to an implosion. 😎

I’d make that all major decisions. I don’t think JR cares about which bullpen bozo just got sent down. Even healthy cynicism has limits.

Never was a question. Free will.

If this site was running MLB he’d be banned for life. But it isn’t. He’s a free man and entitled to earn a living. We don’t have to like it.

Great stuff but if he can't control it mox nix. Gonzales OTOH has impressive stuff and a clue as to where it's going.

Booser: They’re hiring at Home Depot. Scared the bleep out of me.

Not that he was serious at the time but I’d settle for second place right about now. Famous Reinsdorfian sense of humor. 😟

It’s not as if he was hurt stepping over the foul line. A huge man ran into him.

Players will have bags over THEIR heads.

Was gonna put in Mariano but he’s not on the team.

Traditional result after a few good games is getting shut down by a junkballer. Can this be the exception?

The female umpire line was a joke and it was funny. I think. Right? Maybe?

Bust your butt out of the box, don’t wait to start running. Love leg doubles.

Damn rules. If the starter doesn't go 5, the official scorer gets to pick one of the other pitchers to get the win. A leftover from another era.

I always say keep bringing in new bozos until you find the ones that suck the least. And this bunch fits the term “suck.”

I’m amazed. A big offensive effort is usually followed by two hits off a junk baller the next day.

That 2-1 loss yesterday had to be the most frustrating, heartbreaking Cubs game ever. But I thought the female umpire joke (and that's all it was) was funny.

Cheap save for Leasure but deserved. Great pitches to a good hitter. Now they’ll trade him for an older mediocre power bat. 😫

TLR was available.

There's times to swing for the fences and times to try and advance runners. That's why they have a manager to explain this to his players.