JoeC

This team Getz it done

Ryan looks like that douchy older brother from Stranger Things

The 78 Hitmen

Time to retire “_______’s boys don’t quit.” Submit new slogan ideas here. Wrong answers only.

BoSox up 3-1 over Cleveland in the top of the 6th

There's some sort of joke in there probably about the Spirit bankruptcy. FWIW, there's a 7:45 AM flight from CLT to ORD, landing at 9:00 AM.

How dare you wait for facts! We want pitchforks now!!

Amen. I miss having Sox baseball do that for me.

He's actually not horrible when he lets the game come to him and he doesn't have to try to manufacture excitement.

That is the literal Japanese word for a walk-off hit... a "sayonara" hit.

Wouldn't be fun without it.

The picture in your signature makes this hilarious

HOLY s%*#, VARGAS!

Dodgers got their ring, and Kopech contributed to that. Sox now get Vargas’ prime years, hopefully. Win-win.

Looked it up. June 12 - 25. Swept the 7-game road trip en route to an 11-3 record in 14 games against Cleveland and NY

I remember a stretch in 2000 when it was back-to-back on the road agains the Indians and Yankees to really test if that team was for real. Without looking it up, I think there was another set of home series against those two teams right after that for either a 12 or 14 game stretch. This reminds me of that stretch from 2000

I like Grichuk hitting for Beni here

At least we have Nishida leading off the 10th

Or maybe we’ve been too dumb to figure out those 2.5 miles the other way, judging by our attendance figures.

Sox attendance has historically been abysmal. So what is it about the current location that you think is driving this?

Ice skates are in play.

Let's just go for it. First over-the-water right field. Instead of grass, it's a glass floor in right field. Make outfielders choose between spikes and rubber sole shoes. Make it icy in cold weather. Or a right field that elevates into a foot bridge. Like that Houston CF hill, but on a larger scale. Any more bad ideas out there?

I like that after he missed the catch (understandable - was a tough play), he just sat there like he'd been traded to a 120-loss team or something. If you don't want fans heckling you, don't sulk like a 5-year-old in front of them.

Not in Charlotte, apparently?

This is clearly something that is having a positive morale impact on the team, this wizard thing. This is the sort of life that has been missing from this club since 2021.