WhiteSox2023

Val Kilmer, 65 of pneumonia. RIP. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/01/movies/val-kilmer-dead.html

To quote Larry David, what a schmohawk.

The best thing to ever happen to Benetti’s career was Jerry not liking him. It turned out for the best for him.

As long as he doesn’t consume a Campfire Milkshake like a toddler eating spaghetti.

The funny thing was that there was zero reason for him to say that, haha. It’s like he just spit out his own personal thought about it without thinking for a second how it would sound. Not a bright guy… As stupid as his argument with “radio losers” (The Score) and the rest of his supposed “haters”. He pops off at the mouth without thinking.

Bannister already followed up on the tweet. https://x.com/BrianBannisterX/status/1907238701756788890

I’d trade him for Stormy…

In a month more of at bats, Maton is more than likely going to be an easy DFA. Don’t believe the SSS hype.

You did this with other bad players (e.g., Julks, Sheets) after a small sample size last year as well…

If it was for NBA data/stats, he would probably love it. The guy’s true love is basketball, not baseball.

I asked a question. Why do you care?

Hahn made some bad trades. At least he got Quero.

He still has some time to turn it around but this could just be more proof that looking good in ST is meaningless.

Penis Murfee.

Talk about absolutely shitting yourself.

Send Murfee back to the Astros.

Did that cost the record?

Yeah, that does make it a bit more ironic. They signed Quintana late in the offseason and had to option him to the minors to get innings.

Main exports — coffee and coke.

And magic bullets.

It’s funny when a guy does this in his first rehab start. Does he need another one then, a long as his hammy is fine?

Nope, I have always been clear and consistent that Sheets is terrible. The Sox already have enough bad players on their roster and don’t need another one back. Perhaps you could design a shirt with this catch phrase and wear it since you are such a fan? In order to contribute to this thread, I have linked both players’ stat pages below for quick reference… Andrew Vaughn vs. Gavin Sheets

I’m not buying Gavin’s early hot streak. He finished last April with somewhere around an .860 OPS and obviously we know how he finished. But yeah, I bet both dudes would absolutely rake overseas.

Better lineup but this Maton at DH gimmick is pretty sad.

Andrew Yawn or Gavin Shlts.