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I really have a hard time finding Dave funny. If I want to watch a funny Urban Skit show, I'll pop in my "In Living Color" DVD's.

For post of the year, I was going to dig up Jeckle's when he flipped out and swore Eddie Guardado was cheating by blowing a game against the Twins. http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...=0entry332285

The offseason keeps getting better by the minute!

It's hard to listen to his radio show, but I watch "Jim Rome is Burning" just to see him rip on athletes.

I'm telling you, I met him about a month and a half ago, and he appeared to be as tall maybe even taller than me. (I'm about 6'1.)

Timo also put up those s***ty numbers when he was an everyday player when Maggs went down. He won't be used in that role this season, so I don't see what the big deal is.

Yeah he sucks. Old School f***ing sucked too!!!! Nothing compares to Animal House, and everyone involved with Van Wilder can kiss my ass.

I watched Dodgeball for the first time on Christmas eve an it was not funny at all. :fyou :fyou :fyou :fyou :fyou BEN STILLER!!!!! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!!!!!!! ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't like the idea at first, but I think it will look really cool, and I'm hoping Frank muscles a few of them during the season. I recalling hearing someone on the radio saying they will hold wiffle ball home run derbies for adults.

1. No, that's bulls***. If there is an area with potential problems, Sox fans are smart enough to not walk through those area, but it's not like you HAVE to walk through them to get to the ballpark. 2. The Cubs' popularity didn't sky rocket until the Tribune company bought them in the early 80's. The Cubs didn't draw s*** in some years before the Tribune company, and what is now known as Wrigleyville was worse than the s*** that Cub fans make up about the area surrounding USCF. The Tibune Company marketed Harry Caray, Ivy, Wrigley Field experience, the 7th inning stretch sang by C-Level celebrities, and some other s*** not associated with the game of baseball. It also helps that most of their games are on WGN, which is availble throughout the nation. The Sox went the other way in the early 80's by putting games on pay TV. :headshake Sammy Sosa roiding up in 1998 also gave the cubs more exposure, which was the same season they tied for the Wild Card and had a playoff game against the Giants on national TV. The 2003 playoff run for the Cubs resulted in more people jumping on the Cubbie bandwagon. I hope 2005 is the year in which the White Sox come out of nowhere to win the AL Pennant and shove it up the collective asses of all the obnoxious pricks on the Northside, and everyone in the Chicago media.

There's one in the mall in Champaign. It's expensive, but pretty good. I like Giordano's deep dish, and Linda's Pizza here in Joliet offers a really greasy, cheesy Pizza at a decent price.

I clearly wrote AFTER the 1998 season. 1. October 1998 2. November 1998 3. December 1998 4. January 1999 5. Feburary 1999 6. March 1999 7. April 1999 8. May 1999 9. June 1999 10. July 1999 11. August 1999 12. September 1999 13. October 1999 14. November 1999 15. December 1999 16. January 2000 17. Feburary 2000 18. March 2000 Clear?

Like Willie, Grudz can't hit LHP.

Grudz won't come here to platoon with Willie. He wasn't for it last year when he was with Walker.

What about 1998-2000? That's only 2 years. Hell it's even less if Barry decided to roid up AFTER the 1998 when McGwire and Sosa shattered Maris' record. You think that's natural weight gain for a guy in his mid 30's over a span of 18 months? That's a hell of a lot less than this "12 years" bulls*** I hear from Bonds supporters.

Scott Elarton. He pitched an amazing game against us with your boy Jon Garland on the mound serving up homers left and right. :headshake Millwood sucks and has lost velocity on his fastball. Cliff Lee was terrible after the second half, and Cleveland has found a way to make their bullpen even s***tier by trading Lawton for Arthur "Rocky" Rhodes. f*** them. Toons.

Not true, just look at the pics. He became much larger after Sosa and McGwire broke Maris' record. 1998: http://msn.foxsports.com/pgStory?contentId...4&pageNumber=10 1999: http://msn.foxsports.com/pgStory?contentId...4&pageNumber=11 2000: http://msn.foxsports.com/pgStory?contentId...4&pageNumber=12

Hey! Qwerty and I helped out Rex with Politte's contract in a previous thread. I'm still pretty confident that he gets $900,000 this year, and has an option for $1.2 million in 2006 otherwise there is a $100,000 buyout. No biggie. Should we also take in account Kevin Walker's $100,000?

I'm shocked that Garland's biggest fans on this board only have him penciled in for 12-13 wins. MB: 20 FG: 17 JC: 15 JG: 14 OH:11

Anthrax ruins every thread by making a crack at KW. He can't accept being wrong, and calls out people in his posts. People have said "just ignore him" but if someone doesn't counter his posts, he thinks he's correct and will continue his act. He is an obnoxious, arrogant, illiterate troll.

yeah, let's just assume that pitching for the f***ing world champs instead of the White Sox wasn't an issue (see Matt Clement too,) and maybe this signing is really saying something about Miller's health. :fyou get a new act already. :headshake WE CAN'T f***ING FORCE PLAYERS TO SIGN HERE MORON!!!!!!!!!

Well it's a good thing you don't post pictures of yourself on Soxtalk.

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I had no idea that the Sox were interested in "El Duque" let alone being a physical away from signing with the team.