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QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Nov 19, 2009 -> 03:17 PM) Zimbabwe has a low self-lobotomy rate. As far as you know...

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Nov 19, 2009 -> 03:11 PM) Xylene would likely then be a word unusable in this thread, as it derives from the Greek word for wood. This group of solvents are found in wood tar so the Greeks seem to have known a thing or two about a thing or two. You know too much for your own good...so for the good of all human beings...self-lobotomize!

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Nov 18, 2009 -> 02:56 PM) Ha, I didnt even notice that ESPN classic was showing THE GAME highlights throughout the years. Cal/Stanford???

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Nov 19, 2009 -> 11:17 AM) So chances are the deals are already done. But does that mean the 'hawks have to trade someone before they announce? And for all of you worried about chemistry, if there are people like that out there...the 'hawks traded Wiz last year and still did pretty well. I don't think Wiz would have gotten them to the Stanley Cup Finals, but....

Bump 10: Heart-Shaped Box - Nirvana Please Let That Be You - The Rentals Walk Like A Panther - The All Seeing I Shilo - Neil Diamond Stronger - Kanye West Toy Never Played With - Drivin 'N' Cryin Let's Go Trippin - Dick Dale Battle of Evermore - The Lovemongers Bleed - Gary Numan That Old Wheel - Johnny Cash Bonus Bumpity Bump: You Can Call Me Al - Paul Simon (Live)

QUOTE (SoxAce @ Nov 18, 2009 -> 04:55 PM) Those god damn Angles do make alot of sense. I mean they just merit adjusting at times.. with them being all angle-like about it. Sometimes it pisses me off how off those angles are at times myself. You're so obtuse.

Under the Milky Way is my second favorite song by The Church.

So the chances of this deal actually happening are...? My guess is less than 10%.

Kenny sure does know how to work those phones.

Fiji, Finland, France and the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia are the only countries that start with the letter "F."

"Zig to the Volkswagen bug and cut across. You zag to the fire hydrant and I'll hit you." - Ron Turner's game plan

Holy crap...I might actually be employed again soon Shuffle: Black Star Rising - Paul Oakenfold That's The Way of the World - Earth Wind & Fire Sweet Thing - Kwame Another Round - Foo Fighters Pearly Gates - Poster Children Satisfy You - Cracker Smoked Out - Mystikal Yes We Can - Crooklyn Clan Standing Around Crying - Muddy Waters The End of Everything - Charlatans (UK) I'm Scared Liono, Snarf, Snarf Extra: Right Turn - Alice in Chains

Just thinking about it...I'd probably want the f'er executed. But, I think if I had a choice, it would be to wake up early, go to the prison, beat the guy to the edge of death, fix him up, repeat.

O'Reilly and Olbermann have egos large enough to convince themselves that what they are saying is true. And all news is opinion because we, as humans, are incapable of keeping our feelings out of every story, every day, every month, every year. Plus, even if we, as humans, could do that. Other humans hear what they want to hear. All it takes is one different verbal inflection and pa-POW! Here come the freaks out of the woodwork to attack. One of the most interesting things I learned while in broadcast journalism was to write your stories as if everyone had a 6th grade education. Um...what the hell did we know in 6th grade? Nothing. What did we think we knew? Everything. This is why I stopped watching news. I'd rather take a crap in a box and see what that might do.

Deerfield...again. Beats going to BFE (Hermiston), Oregon, though.

Xenophobic, perhaps?

QUOTE (Tex @ Nov 10, 2009 -> 07:23 PM) Got it. I start tomorrow. 8th Grade US History *thumbs up* Considering where you live, are you going to teach it in Spanglish?

QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Nov 10, 2009 -> 03:21 PM) I just knew I was going to be a star in the NBA. I lived in an all mexican neighborhood and would dominate the basketball court at the park. I am not joking either, I was delusional. Wha choo mean...was?

Drug Fits the Face - Moby Take It Out On Me - Cowboy Mouth Bombtrack - Rage Against the Machine People are People - Depeche Mode Heat of the Moment - Asia Voice of America - Asia First It Giveth - Queens of the Stone Age Harrisburg - Midnight Oil I Fought the Law - The Clash Wilma's Rainbow - Helmet Because Knowing is Half the Battle: Come As You Are - Nirvana

Cartographer. Always loved maps. Still do. Live action sports director...Jim Angio, Arne Harris, etc. Except someone LITERALLY has to die to get that job. All-around lazy bum...if I could get paid for this, I'd be a friggin' gazillionaire.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Nov 9, 2009 -> 04:07 PM) Jeff Fisher has six 10-win seasons in 16 years of coaching. He's had one good playoff run. He's won a division 4 times. His average season is 9-7. He doesn't really have a very good track record considering he's coached in the league for 16 years. True, but besides Belichick, who's been better for as long? I can only think of Andy Reid off the top of my head.

Just my .02. Forget the Tampa 2 or whatever it's morphed into. Forget the playcalling. Forget the dumb penalties. Forget that the d-line has disappeared from the first couple of weeks of the season. What really gets my goat is how unprepared this team looks. A well-prepared team adjusts on the fly, not during time-outs, not during half-time, not in mop-up time. A well-prepared team doesn't get to this point, doesn't get beaten by 35 points only to look like crap again the following week. A well-prepared team doesn't get run over by a team that can't run. And that's why it's time for Lovie to go. He is being out-coached before the game even starts.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Nov 9, 2009 -> 02:33 PM) Toews is supposed to be back tonight and will be skating with Buff and Sharp. Eager as well.

The key word in that article is "speculated."