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http://deadspin.com/katyperrysbootyhole-an...inta-1796888271 https://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2017/7/13/1...yhole-wetbutt23 Deadspin and SB nation giving credit to the buttholes.

I hate the banner . Bunch of superstitious poop youz guys are crapping Seriously !

QUOTE (hi8is @ Jul 13, 2017 -> 03:25 PM) If you just squint your eyes, it magically goes away. Not when you have that big ol' Tank for Beer watchamacallit !

QUOTE (steveno89 @ Jul 13, 2017 -> 02:39 PM) Are we drinking the 2020 coolaid yet? C- Collins 1B - Sheets/Beer 2B - Moncada SS - Anderson 3B - Burger RF - Garcia CF - Robert LF - Jimenez DH - Sheets/Beer Bench - Basabe/Adolfo Kopech/Giolito/Lopez/Hansen/Cease/Dunning/Adams/Guerrero/Stephens/Flores Burdi/Fulmer Drinking the Coolaid by the gallon Can I ask a favor to please leave Beer off these lists. You are confusing the novices and it just looks odd him being among players we already have.

QUOTE (reiks12 @ Jul 13, 2017 -> 10:15 AM) For a good laugh you guys should check out the Astros subreddit "Good, I was really worried that we would overpay for mediocrity." 16 points an hour ago "Smells like a Drayton move. This’ll bite CHI in the ass down the road, not to mention Quintana isn’t enough to boost the Cubs’ 2017 postseason aspirations." 6 points an hour ago I will be rooting so hard against Houston this post season.

QUOTE (bmags @ Jul 13, 2017 -> 09:55 AM) The Houston #Astros were involved in talks for Quintana, but never came close to offering the package the #Cubs offered to the #Whitesox --Nightengale SO glad to be done pining for the Astros to like what we had. Hope they fail now (even though i like so much of what theyve done) My thoughts exactly . I was saying F the Stros since it became apparent they undervalued Q.

beautox good call on June 22 in other Q thread . " Cubs - Jimenez + Cease + Albertos" . Pretty damn close !

QUOTE (SoxFan562004 @ Jul 13, 2017 -> 09:20 AM) It also doesn't include L. Robert Actually it does since he was recently ranked #45.

Bittersweet is a word that perfectly describes losing Jose Quintana. Bless you Q .

QUOTE (Swingandalongonetoleft @ Jul 13, 2017 -> 09:12 AM) Was the Milwaukee stuff just board speculation? I doubt it. Brewers were doing due diligence on Q and Cubs offer was probably to compete with that.

Maybe future trades can get a prospect named Desist or Fire to go along with Cease

I will never doubt KatyPerrysbootyhole again.

Now the answer is officially a resounding YES !!!!!!!

Ok 3rd arrempt at posting. Soxtalk going wild and long ago I said Cubs were perfect

QUOTE (fathom @ Jul 12, 2017 -> 09:09 PM) Pretty sure the first BA mock draft had Sox taking Happ, and IIRC had Sox taking Judge and Trout also I can't resist commenting . Maybe BA should be doing our 1st round drafting

QUOTE (GermanSock @ Jul 13, 2017 -> 04:55 AM) I hope he doesn't rule it out. I understand there is a rivalry between sox and cubs fans and ut would hurt uf quintana is in a WS Parade but the cubs are not really a rival of the Sox (different league and division) and I could not care less if the cubs win 5 more championships if it means the sox win one. I'm not saying they should deal with the cubs but they should at least listen to offers and if the cubs make the best offer they should take it. Cubs really need a starter and I think they would be interested in quintana. He's said on numerous occasions he would trade with any team. His priority is making the Sox better.

Well between the invisible Rosenthal tweet and the bootyhole and wetbutt I'm convinced Q and in headed to the Cubs. Imagine this in green.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jul 12, 2017 -> 05:29 PM) Earlier in this thread the Brewers were considered the favorites to get Q.If that is the case seems to me it makes sense to get the Cubs involved. Sox either strengthen one or the other and make sure are fully aware that if one team drops out the other is going to get him.

QUOTE (Chicago White Sox @ Jul 10, 2017 -> 06:05 PM) This derby has been awesome so far. Judge 507 and 513 ft ! Superhuman !

QUOTE (soxfan2014 @ Jul 10, 2017 -> 09:02 AM) I see some of those but I see more the other way. I kinda just roll my eyes anytime he is brought up at this point. Fernando Tatis

QUOTE (daggins @ Jul 8, 2017 -> 04:04 AM) Seems like the 2nd wildcard is gumming up the works, so to speak. Right now, only three AL teams are definitely selling, and most of the NL teams that are in sell mode don't have much to trade. I'll say first major trade is Ryan Madson to the Red Sox. Dombrowski is aggressive and they could use a set-up man for Kimbrel. Sean Doolittle of the A's would be a good get.

QUOTE (CaliSoxFanViaSWside @ Jun 30, 2017 -> 09:14 PM) He'll probably hit 3 HR's his 1st week up. This just in, Frazier goes deep for 3rd time in 1st 7 games. Nailed it.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 8, 2017 -> 07:55 AM) Is age bashing really necessary ? Plenty of young guys are easily irritable and cranky on here. It's not unique to the old.

QUOTE (Quin @ Jul 8, 2017 -> 01:59 PM) Moncada Kopech Robert are all definitely in the Top 100 I could see Giolito, Lopez and Collins still being firmly in the Top 100. Fulmer probably falling out. Hansen should be in. Dunning could be knocking on the door. Letimin !

QUOTE (oldsox @ Jul 8, 2017 -> 05:47 AM) Now I remember. Tax savings. Robert signs a deal for $26 Million, Sox get another similar bill for some tax, and now the White Sox biggest concern is Robert's tax return. This tax saving concept sucked from day one. Here is what you do: 1. Pay the tax owed. 2. Move to the US. So, instead, this mega - wealthy 19 year old is hanging around the DR with money coming out of his pockets, dealing with whomever, playing once a week on some sand lot. He predictably hurts himself and goes to the local witch doctor for medical attention. He should be over here getting big league instruction, playing as often as possible, and getting better as quickly as possible. But No. We need to save taxes. What do we do to save taxes in 2018? Keep him in the DR again? Isn't this what crazy people do? Same thing over and over. What did Red Sox do when they signed Moncada to similar deal two years ago? They moved him the the US, put him on the Low A roster, and played him. Tax savings. $26 Mill is not enough. We have to save his taxes, too. He was also getting HBP a lot. I know those are young wild arms there but it's possible Robert is getting some resentment of his contract or going through some macho initiation.