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jose running like he has a trailer hitch on him.

is it just me or does eloy have many of the same mannerisms as konerko at the plate?

horrible footwork their sano esque.

Jose abreu really hates worms.

wut.

nice plays by tim and yoan there, let's keep piling up the runs.

canha in absolutely no rush to get in the box, yikes.

so how will our unhittable combo of the birdman and the angry aussie blow this one tonight?

no chance, wow.

great exaction!

lol seby getting mucho ump respect now.

I'd be completely happy here with a safety squeeze.

hey we moved a man over!

only luis robert can steal that base, mercy.

what is fucking taking so long, god damn.

hey he's safe, wow, nice slide.

now we steal, come on man.

make kopech the closer relegate the "nasty on the fans" boys to the 7th and 8th.

Andrew "LOB" Vaughn.

we'll take it.

i'm drunk and I hate this fucking trade now. unless the sox win the WS this year despite kimbrel this move is a bust.

you've been a fan sure, but now you're not blowing smoke up our asses.

Whatever strange deal you had with yourself to end a decade of in character trolling once the Sox fielded a good team -- I commend you for it.

maybe we can claim colome offer waivers.