chitownsportsfan

in games on Apple he's a .500 hitter.

ok wasn't a check swing, lol, we'll take it. hawk would have loved that one.

his first hit was a check swing blooper, you can't make this shit up.

LMAO accidental hit!

Totally true. Niel Funk is the perfect example. I grew up with him on the radio and then on TV like in 2010 forward you realize this dude doesn't have a clue what is going on!

Dylan should be able to go 100-105 pitches imo. He has great cardio and never seems to really try and over throw anymore. Obviously you be careful but let him get guys out until he can't more often than not.

lol that wasn't a clean inning but ok.

her and jason should call a game just so I can feel utterly superior the entire time.

a spade is a spade and women don't need me caping for them. this girl isn't adding anything to the broadcast. she's no dorris burke.

good play by anderson to say focused there on just getting one cease as well.

I'm too old man. I can't stand this new way of talking about the game that has seeped in from day time talk shows on ESPN and Fox. Just call the fucking game we don't need enlightenment on every other thing in the MLB universe.

his curveball is unfair tonight.

embarrassing crowd for the Sox tonight

god damnit.

wow, got a cookie.

Too much data and not nearly enough explanation about if it matters.

If a woman has neither a good voice nor a baseball background, what in god's name is she doing in the booth? I'd ask the same of every man.

hit the god damn ball in the air eloy.

'at some point you have to allow players to be themselves" yea I'm guessing that point was when TA was drafted in the 1st round.

mic'd up, really interesting, swag!

Nice!

Nice Jake. Jake is impressive. I wouldn't trade him either.

Cease is really good. He's example 1 through 10 of why you don't give up on cost controlled young pitchers with a pedigree. Doesn't matter. It doesn't fucking matter what their ERA and DIPS stats look like at 22-24 in the bigs.

Apple has some of the strictest security..."features" on the planet. After the dust up with the pic leak scandal in 2015 they went full ret*** on it. There is no way I'd think "you just need an appleid" is a low barrier to entry for a senior or even a older millenial trying to watch the game -- not everybody is in the apple ecosystem man.

Nice, keep fucking up rays.