Milkman delivers

I thought it hit one of those hanging potted plants or whatever they had there.

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Sep 23, 2007 -> 10:52 PM) Eighties wrestling sucked. You have made a powerful enemy today.

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Sep 23, 2007 -> 09:02 PM) That White Sox team beat a loaded Red Sox team. I still think that was a crap statement. You're a crap statement. There, I said it.

I agree with at least half of that. I'll wait a while before agreeing completely.

QUOTE(fathom @ Sep 19, 2007 -> 08:50 PM) It's sad to see how much Griffey Jr.'s ability and energy has deteriorated. Hm, after reading this I went and looked up his stats. It's weird to think that he's been so injured in his recent career, but he's still probably going to retire with 700 homers.

I don't want to ruin the 500 homer thread, so I'll say this here. Sportscenter has been on for half an hour now, and there hasn't even been the slightest mention of Thome's milestone. I don't like to use this term too often, but this is a disgrace. This is an absolute disgrace and I am personally offended that they show absolutely no respect to a man as great as Thome. The guy is a saint in a sport full of scumbags, cheaters, and ego-maniacs. But f*** that, I want to know what Bill Belichick is going to do now that he's been fined half a million dollars. ESPN continues to sink lower and lower.

What the f***? And judging by the number of fans there, that team must be the Japanese answer to the Marlins.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Sep 14, 2007 -> 05:12 PM) I've been told numerous times that I look like Mark Buehrle. I don't see it but who knows. I get that all the time, except I actually see it. If I were taller, I could be Buehrle's twin. Same facial features, especially the nose, and right down to the facial hair.

Two thousand AND TWELVE?!

I think you're the first person to disagree on this.

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Sep 11, 2007 -> 12:40 PM) Before this season, the Marlins were the only team to finish below .500 2 years after winning the WS. I think they did it both times they won. There were a couple of teams that finish below .500 right after winning but bounced back the next season. So, you're basically saying that this team fell apart quicker and worse than any other Championship team in history?

Who's the last team to fall so far so quickly (1st to basically last) that didn't do it intentionally (Marlins)?

Asking for 3 triples in a couple of weeks is a pretty tall order.

This guy gets it.

Yeah, Bisping was clearly handed that match. Everyone I was watching it with was surprised and pissed that he someone got 2/3 of the judges' decisions. And to make things worse, he talked s*** in the post-match interview. Hamill was gracious about the "loss," which was a classy move.

Just got back from 3:10 To Yuma. I guess it was a good movie, but I left feeling sort of confused with Crowe's character's actions at the end.

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Sep 8, 2007 -> 01:33 PM) That would be #1 on my list. 2 HR from Pauly after being hit in the head by a Kerry Wood fastball, such sweet revenge. It also produced the coolest bat flip in White Sox history when Konerko deposited his 2nd homerun into the left field stands. Someone needs to find that avatar of the bat flip with "KONERKOWNED" on it, and then they need to use it for their avatar for a while. I'd use it, but I just can't change mine.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Sep 8, 2007 -> 03:24 PM) the fuse is wet With gasoline?!?!

I think it's safe to say that Shaq's ex-wife is going to be useless to every other guy on Earth. I'm talking pencil and hallway type stuff here.

Wow, I honestly downloaded a song by him just the other day (Tuesday, I believe). RIP...

Wow, I can't believe the results so far. That's f***tarded.

I'm willing to bet that most of his spending is on extremely expensive and flashy robes.

I've been saying we should trade Konerko for a few months. It makes a lot of sense.

QUOTE(knightni @ Sep 2, 2007 -> 06:31 PM) One of the most shocking scenes in TV history. http://www.tv-links.co.uk/video/1/2075/3706/24547/38363 Warning - in the words of the Saw guy, "Oh, there will be blood." The link doesn't open to a video clip for me. What is it?

I'll never hear the end of this.