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From the Hendrix played gay thread QUOTE(Middle Buffalo @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 09:56 AM) Then the lyrics are just as I always thought, "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!"

QUOTE(YASNY @ Aug 2, 2005 -> 04:52 AM) It's there so I'm taking it .... This thread is full of s***. Aren't you being Charmin today

President Bush gets a rain check

Charles and Camila

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 12:10 PM) I'm still expecting the Royals to make a run for us. Aren't they still on their honeymoon?

There are a couple humans I would like to try this on?

14.5 Games Up

QUOTE(CaliSoxFanViaSWside @ Jul 31, 2005 -> 10:38 PM) Don't forget Blum is a switch-hitter too. What he does in the privacy of his own home . . . This may win us an extra game. I like ChiSoxFn's opinion. The gap stayed the same between us and every other team. We didn't lose any ground. He's pretty smart, maybe he should start his own web site.

The biggest problem would be guys like me, in uniform, with all the pretty awards, booing the President.

I was out at the ranch and received an text message about the trade. Hours later, I finally could log in and do a little research. After looking at the stats, analyzing the pros and cons, and reading this thread my only thought is United Airlines flies to Charlotte??

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jul 29, 2005 -> 03:10 PM) Which one of the granddaughters is that hanging over the edge puking and holding a bottle of Jack? man...another stupid post I need to edit. I need to get some help on this s***. :headshake I think it's nice when George Sr. taked his mom for a boat ride

He missed last time also.

A series of small, seemingly unconnected decisions, suddenly collide in some mad scientist choas experiment, and I'm so sad and confused.

QUOTE(danman31 @ Jul 29, 2005 -> 01:57 PM) My Who isn't that good, I don't get it. Pinball Wizard is from the Townsend Opera Tommy. Tommy was the deaf, dumb, and blind pinball player. I was thinking about the button mashers and when Pac Man was popular, I was calling on Midway Manufacturing, the people that invented it. The lobby was filled with games for us sales reps to pass the time. I could get past the first four or five screens without looking. But that's a maze game, not a fighting game. That's what amazed me. Two player games have some randomness that cannot be predicted.

I suck the world sucks I'm having a terrible, terrible day. I wish "do overs" really existed.

Since I get most of my games via mlb.tv and mlb.radio I've heard a lot of these announcers and for my money The Sox have the best radio crew and the NY Yankees have the best TV crew. Being a Sox fan I enjoy Hawk a lot but from an objective point of view, the Yankee TV team is great.

The first one I thought of was Olivia Newton-John and her physical cover. A friend of mine used it for decoration in his apartment. Bad fashion statement.

I heard of a deaf, dumb, and blind kid who played a mean pin ball, but this is crazy cool.

Dejected dad at work "I can't believe it, I think my 5 year old is a Cubs fan" "That's too bad, but how do you know?" "He was smiling and reading the sports section" "But how do you know he's a Cub fan?" "The newspaper was upside down!"

Similar joke: Cub fan walking on the beach, rubs a lantern, genie pops out and will grant him one wish. The Cub fans ponders for a moment and tells the genie, I'd like to do something that all of mankind could benefit from. Here is a map of the middle east, there is so much war there, I'd like to see peace for all in the region. The genie thinks for a moment and says, this is beyond what a humble genie can do. They have been at war for generations, it would take the biggest miracle. I can't. How about something else? Well I've been a Cub fan for a long time and I'd like to see them win a World Series? The genie thinks for a second and says, "Where's that map again?"

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jul 28, 2005 -> 12:30 PM) Fruit will get you the most bang for your buck. Actually hookers will get you the most bang for your buck

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 28, 2005 -> 12:23 PM) Yeah, the Mexicans seem to think Corona is holy juice.... Actually they wonder why we drink so much of it. The reverse would be Mexicans going crazy for Budweiser. Of the cheap, common, Mexican beers, Sol is my favorite.

I was going to thread jack a bit, but decided this would be so disturbing to some purists, it needed it's own thread. What's your favorite mixed drink with beer as an ingredient? I know most purists will shudder at the thought of mixing a beer with anything else, but I have to admit one guilty pleasure, the Michilada. The Michilada, as mixed along the border consists of Rose's Lime Juice, sometimes a dash of this or that (Secret of the bar tendress) a salted rim, over ice. A close drink is a beer-a-rita. It is also sometimes make with Bloody Mary mix.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jul 28, 2005 -> 12:04 PM) Hey! THe kid wasn't seriously hurt, so where is the harm??? It's one of those crazy family stories they'll be telling at the Christmas table for years