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QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 03:32 PM) -Freemasons are a Knights Templar off-shoot -There's Masonic imagery/symbolism in the US dollar, Great Seal, and all throughout Washington DC -The Bilderbergers aim to rule the world -The government invented HIV/AIDS -Tupac isn't dead That's not actually a conspiracy. That's part of why DC's traffic patterns are a clusterf***.

QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 10:13 AM) Real funny kyyle. I dont have any sisters and my Mom is dead. This guy pulled that on me once, let me feel like a complete asshole for a couple mins before he told me he was f***ing with me.

Playoffs? We just got swept by the Twins! Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs! We need to win a game first! Playoffs?!

Illinois has no rhyme or reason to the way they do things. I got jury summons like 5 times when I was on active duty and I had to keep sending them faxes of my ID card.

I moved out kind of gradually. Going to the military, when I'd come back my room was still kind of "my" room and most of my stuff was still there. Now my parents have pretty much completely taken mine and my brother's room over.

QUOTE (BearSox @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 12:50 AM) Did anyone of you guys look at the example thread? That thing is like 60 pages of pure gold. It's too long for me to read. I browsed it. That thing had me dying.

QUOTE (daa84 @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 11:32 PM) and again stubborn ozzie decides to play nix at SS instead of beckham who is a natural SS.....im so sick of ozzie Nix is perfectly capable of playing SS.

lol, if I wasn't married this would actually work I think. I have more since then: Keith: What's up Amber! Amber: s***... tired... computer dead... been rehabbing the new place today and packing Keith: Fun times. When u gonna let me hit that? Amber: lol... what the f***? lol... at least you did the how you doings out the way... lol Keith: Yeah there's protocol and etiquitte. U didn't answer though Amber: Hit what? You weren't specific Keith: Don't be coy. U know what it means Amber: lol... sure I do Amber: As in golden showers? Keith: If that's what you're into. Maybe later. So Saturday afternoon sound good? I'm a busy person Amber: lol... saturday I'm moving with help from the crew... unless u can grout and lay tile first... then u can work on the plumbing Keith: Depending on the plumbing you're referring to we may have a deal Amber: you kinda need to be in chicago to handle this job Keith: Who's to say I couldn't do that Amber: Can you be in Chicago this weekend? Keith: For your goods? I can Amber: So I'll see you saturday morning? Keith: If I "see" you Saturday afternoon Amber: You prolly won't cuz you'll be sleep when we are done Keith: When u gonna let me tap that? Toya (this is a different Toya from the one above): When we find the time Keith: Why haven't you let me? Toya: Cause something always come up... shut up Keith... lol Keith: When are u gonna let me tap that? Laura: Depends what ur tapping Keith: You know what it means Laura: it means ur all talk lol Keith: It's only all talk cuz u didn't answer Laura: cuz im good at changing the subject Keith: Not as good as u think u are. I'll take my chances

Randomly text a girl and ask "when are you gonna let me tap that?" and post what she says. Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for anything bad that happens if yours don't go as planned. lol. Example thread: http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636 My exchanges: Keith: Hey Brandee Brandee: Hey u. whats up? Keith: Doing homework Brandee: Me 2 Keith: When are you gonna let me tap that? Brandee: lol. Never Keith: Never as in tomorrownight or never as in not ever? Brandee: Stop. When we are 150 years old and crusty Keith: Hey Toya Toya: What's up mr. Keith: So when u gonna let me tap that? Toya: My my my! I got da water wheneva u flame up Keith: I was just wanting to know your reaction... that said, I'll meet u this weekend Toya: I'll b down da pole soon as da alarm sounds! Keith: Dionneeee Dionne: Key keith, what's up Keith: When u gonna let me tap that Dionne: When james passes away and your wife is six feet under Keith: Gee, aren't we uncooperative today Dionne: Ok, on the shore of lake minnetonka @ 615 Keith: I knew you'd see things my way Keith: When are u gonna let me tap that? Chrishawna: Wow. What a text. Keith: It's like that now? Chrishawna: Lawd have mercy. Call me. I got a story to tell u. Keith: So when u gonna let me hit that Amaryah: 2morrow at 530. R u free? Keith: I'll def. make time

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 09:39 PM) I think they are right that he re-aggrivated it on that sudden stop making the catch in foul territory. I think he just wasn't all the way healthy which is why he's been struggling. QUOTE (ObamaKnowsBest @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 09:46 PM) Then Carlos hits a home run tonight. I swear there is no figuring this team out. FWIW, I bumped this thread after the homer.

Carlos really looks like he's playing hurt, and having him do that is really not doing anything for this team.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 09:17 PM) This year's Erstad, Daubach or Mackowiak, undoubtedly. Armando Rios, anyone? Mackowiak gets a bad rap, he shouldn't be compared with Erstad. Mackowiak could play, he just couldn't field worth a s***.

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 07:19 PM) You wanna crown him, then crown his ass! Gordon Beckham IS who we thought he was! If we let him off the hook I'll be pissed.

QUOTE (CaliSoxFanViaSWside @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 05:52 PM) I don't think that's getting carried away at all. He'll hit for average and power , no doubt about it. Sure, but Mauer? Derek Jeter is a better comparison. QUOTE (Kalapse @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 05:56 PM) Personally, I love the way he defines a "Mauer" type player. I envision John Danks posting a sub 3.40 ERA with 12+ wins, a left handed Tim Lincecum if you will. Yeah, kind of what I was thinking. That's an awfully liberal definition, not to mention Mauer is maybe the best pure left-handed hitter in the game.

lol, I love phantom injuries in baseball.

QUOTE (Kalapse @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 05:25 PM) Is there a lamer/more childish nickname in sports than "the Yankmees"? Spankees

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 05:30 PM) I've had friends and family members with similar responses and they haven't changed any of their dietary choices. I've also known people who've decided to cut out meat entirely. If anything I'd like more people to see the film so that they can at least get a better appreciation of where I, and others, are coming from with the choices we've made. I didn't watch that particular video but I've seen others like it, and yeah, I understand it's not some random pie-in-the-sky thing.

Are they really that desperate though?

QUOTE (MexSoxFan#1 @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 01:22 AM) Beckham is a natural 3 hitter,I envision him hitting .300 plus avg and 20 plus homers,a righthanded Joe Mauer if you will. Holy s***, let's not get carried away here. lol.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 02:54 PM) Point 1...the government clearly needs to restore its insurance reserve coffers anyway. It just bailed out the largest insurer in the world. Yeah, probably not the direction you wanted to go with that, just saying.

QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 02:48 PM) I don't know if that's true or not, can you show me a scientific poll for proof? I'm kidding...I'm kidding. I didn't know that, but still...it's no longer a word he uses to describe his own actions, but a word commonly tossed out around here when anyone disagrees with anyone elses views. I consider myself a staunch Kaperboleist, btw. Did you have permission from kap to use the term kaperbole™ and subscribe to the methods? Technically it should be typed with the trademark after it. Actually though people only do that to kap and sometimes he does it on purpose to f*** with people.

QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 02:42 PM) Before anyone beats me too it, allow me ample time to use the following words on what you just said: Kaperbole Straw-something or other Scarecrows Blah. Kaperbole is a word he made up to describe his own actions, you know.

QUOTE (bmags @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 02:38 PM) It's just usually cookies aren't animate objects with rusty aluminum bats beating the s*** out of things and bleeding when you eat them. Yeah. Cookies + blood + rusty aluminum bats = ? The analogy made sense after reading it 2-3 times but holy s***.

QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 02:22 PM) WTF what? You don't think the government sees the healthcare industry as another stream of income? Give me a break. It was just a really, really bizarre paragraph.

QUOTE (kapkomet @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 02:13 PM) You're just jealous because it would make your penis smaller... oh wait... /ducks I really have gone off the deep end today.