ChiliIrishHammock24

My god, I am annoyed FOR the A's fans right now. This is some Twins s*** we are pulling right now.

OMG FINALLY!!!

Wow, great catch man!

Wow, great try by Cahill. Would have been a SIIICK play if he makes that.

Seriously, how many times has Pierre come up with bases loaded? Seems like a few times a week. Thank god he decided not to swing the bat, and let Cahill f*** it up before Juan could.

QUOTE (southsidepride15 @ Jun 9, 2011 -> 05:21 PM) LOL, yes and I'm sure Balta figured it out as well (please no ban, we're only having fun). I ain't scared of Balta. HE CAN'T DO s*** TO ME!!! THEN WHO WILL DOLE OUT AWESOME NICKNAMES?!?!? THEN WHOOOOOOO!!!!!

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 9, 2011 -> 05:19 PM) What happens if Pierre continues costing games and sometime in July he's replaced by a Cuban Monster who puts up a .950 OPS and propels the team to the Central? Who wins then? We....all.....do?

QUOTE (southsidepride15 @ Jun 9, 2011 -> 05:12 PM) Would that make us eskimo brothers?? LMAO Hmm, I don't think BJ's count as Eskimo brothers, but I can safely assume you cracked my code as well.

QUOTE (southsidepride15 @ Jun 9, 2011 -> 04:38 PM) LOL, no it shouldn't be his responsibility. Unfortunately on that play he looked behind him and realized that Mr. Hankey is still our left fielder....and even being an INFIELDER he might have to cover from home plate to the foul pole. JPCSMFD. Horrible read on a ball that was his all the way. I'm rather pleased with myself that I could figure that one out on the fly. JPCASMFDAW.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jun 9, 2011 -> 04:06 PM) ...who is connected to the Mayor's campaign. He is? Hell, I don't even remember who Jasper is.

QUOTE (JPN366 @ Jun 9, 2011 -> 04:05 PM) It's what they call a typo, a major typo. So they meant to say Detroit Tigers OF Magglio Ordonez asked to stay in AAA Toledo for more time? Wow, that's a big f*** up.

QUOTE (JPN366 @ Jun 9, 2011 -> 03:52 PM) According to the MLB Network crawl, White Sox outfielder Magglio Ordonez has asked the team for more time with AAA Charlotte. What?

QUOTE (JPN366 @ Jun 9, 2011 -> 11:29 AM) I suggested that last week as my theory, Joe. Wait, what? I thought you said.....

QUOTE (IowanSoxFan @ Jun 9, 2011 -> 12:39 AM) Thirded. He's such a f***ing idiot, how does he have 4700 followers? To see what crazy s*** he will say next.

QUOTE (kitekrazy @ Jun 9, 2011 -> 01:20 AM) Has anyone seen Dayan play the outfield yet? Maybe he still needs work. I get the impression the organization has a fear of bringing him up too soon. We got to see him play RF in the spring before he broke his thumb, and he really didn't look like a guy playing the OF for the first time. Doubt he will ever be more than average defensively, but he has a cannon arm that we got to see, and his bat looks like more than enough to make of defensive problems that could arise.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jun 9, 2011 -> 12:17 AM) How many more arb years does he have remaining? I love what Carlos has done this year. But I'm still hesitant to commit to him long-term. I'd like to see a similar year in 2012 before I'd be comfortable with that. I think Carlos and Danks are in the same boat contractually. So 2012 is the last year we own both of them.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jun 8, 2011 -> 11:31 PM) He botched it before they collided. I know, that was the picture I was trying to paint that Pierre was out of position and got such a bad read that Morel had to venture all the way out to LF.

QUOTE (kitekrazy @ Jun 8, 2011 -> 11:24 PM) I'd like to know as well. I'm going to assume this happened in the 10th inning. Let's just say that Morel and Pierre collided during a flyball to LF.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jun 8, 2011 -> 11:25 PM) First Heads and now Joe. I couldn't resist, especially since I was specifically mentioned in that post as someone who was confident in Humber.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Mar 22, 2011 -> 09:19 PM) If a crazy, suicidal f*** jumps off the top of the Sears Tower (I will never refer to it as the Willis Tower), I don't have to wait until he/she hits the ground to no that fool is dead. s***ty analogy. But same difference. I know you're an optimist. I have no problem with that. It's a natural tendency to think the team that you cheer for and love can do something with a player(s) that nobody else could. But those that are not drinking the kool-aid just because said player happens to be a White Sox shouldn't be looked upon as evil demons that just like to be negative for the sake of being negative. I've said this many times before. If the Cubs were set to insert Humber into their rotation EVERY single poster on this board, and that includes you SS2K5 and JoeCool, would be laughing their asses off. This is undeniable fact. Now if somehow, someway, Humber pulls a horseshoe out his ass and is even serviceable, great. It won't make me feel stupid for not expecting a thing from him this year. He's done nothing in his career, outside of being a high draft pick sever years ago, that warrants any type of faith.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jun 8, 2011 -> 09:40 PM) Oh, I have no idea. They do.

Juan Pierre is the biggest f***ing piece of s*** asshole f***ing good-for-nothing f***tard who can't do a god damned thing right and has no f***ing business being anywhere near a f***ing baseball field for the rest of his s***ty f***ing life. If that sack of no good bucket of suck does not get benched/released/murdered, then Ozzie needs to get a f***ing head check because this s***ty ass little leaguer has cost this f***ing team 4 or 5 games now due to his child-like approach in the outfield. f*** this guy, and I wish the absolute worst for his career. I'm going to bed.

Juan Pierre must die.

Ozzie just jizzed in his pants when he was the suicide squeeze on. "O muh gawd. I shood do dat!"

And just like that, game over. Thanks Pierre, give him his 3rd loss on the year.