Chicago White Sox

Never mind, nice hook Ricky!

Sucks we’re just giving this game away, although it gives me an excuse to not be a shitty father and hang out with my kid

Come on Magic Man!

Parrot!

When you’re right, you’re right!

Lol...thanks New York cause that was definitely not a double play!

Does it? Double play going to get reversed here.

Lopez doing his best Colome impersonation just to fuck with us

This ump may have been drinking before the game

Bases loaded vs Cruz, what’s the worst that could happen?

Pull him now, he has no chance to be a starter and Cooper should feel bad for how much dude has regressed under him.

Really? That’s exactly what needs to happen and before the playoffs if possible.

No

Every thread eventually turns into a Grandal vs. McCann argument for some reason.

Because Baseball Reference doesn’t take framing into account.

Random dumb question, but is McCann capable of playing a passable RF? He’s fairly athletic and we know he has the arm, just throwing a wild ide there but not a lot of options to solve RF.

So you’re thinking two more classes before an international draft? When does the younger Tatis become available? 2021? Is there still some hope there?

Not much we can do about Mazara but pray he finds before before October. If not, there will be Engels in the outfield come the playoffs.

Just do it now so he can get 20 games in before the playoffs.

Great post! One thing, but I don’t believe that guys on the 40 man but not on the active roster make a major league salary. Also, you seem to be missing Heuer in the bullpen. From my perspective, the bullpen will likely be as follows: RP: Bummer*, Heuer, Rodon*, Lopez, Foster, Marshall, Burdi, Johnson If they bring a reliever, it should be a late inning guy, but would rather commit those resources to the rotation or RF

Now would be a good time prove you finally figured your swing out Nomar

Save us Luis Robert, you’re our only hope

Fuck

Romo is one tweaky looking motherfucker

Tel me that’s not Steve Cishek warming up