Jerksticks

Good luck baseball pitching to our lineup

Lol is it crazy that I like our options at each of those positions better?

Totally. Eloy was done in the minors

In 2023 maybe? This isn’t Vlad Jr. Is Abrams who you want them to take? I can respect that even if I disagree

Cuz he’s a skinny high school kid praised for his speed and defensive transfer abilities? That’s flat out embarrassingly terrible at #3. Grab Vaughn and let’s mash some baseballs next year in the playoffs. BPA and NEED. It’s too perfect.

You really think the Sox are going to go toolsy HS guy over college mega bat? They took Burger at 11 when they had 100 toolsy kids available. Hawkins is the outlier according to the evidence.

Man I don’t think it’s possible. The Sox FO is stupid but they aren’t that stupid. They always go college. Witt miiiiight be an exception but not frickin Abrams.

Why is it so assumed KC is full steam Witt?

And the cubs. I remember Russell was an All-Star for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

LOL

This draft feels like the teams that pick 6-10 might end up having better first rounds than the teams picking 1-5. The 1-5 teams can’t pass on any of these guys it seems

Can I change my name to Pen1sB0ners?

I think worst case is Adley and Vaughn go 1 & 2. That would make me puke

Did you know his name is actually Nicholas and he’s the guy who goes around saying, “Call me Nico” “No, Call me Nico.” It’s kind of weird. Like guys who say their name is Topher instead of Chris. Just saying he he might be a total dbag if he needs to have a special name.

Masterful rebuild to this point. Absolutely masterful.

That inside the Parker was crazy!!

For real. ALL IN if I remember right. This whole Alonso thing is bad but that was waaaaaay worse

I don’t care if the tigers take abrams. But I sure as hell care if the tigers get Vaughn

I like the thought of signing Keuchel to be our #5 starter moving forward. Gio, not so much. Wouldn’t hurt to have a lefty that can pop some innings for those playoff matches coming up

I think we’re in the dreaded “TJ Surgery & Achilles Recovery Stage.” So yes, I think that is typically stage 2b

That’ll do.

Why is that called a cutter

Ricky better have a short leash ready for a riggings here if it gets outa hand

Even kids on the playground or in gym class assemble their batting orders by putting the best hitters up in the first group, followed by the lesser hitters. TA7@7 is baffling, and I’m an apologist

I want Vaughn. I don’t want the Tigers drafting Vaughn and seeing him mash against us for 6 years. It’s stupid that Vaughn is a reach at #3 because he’s a 1B but a totally fine selection at 5-7. Hitting the shit out of the baseball is the most important tool.