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Anyway, here he is getting hyped for SlamBall:

"Steve how was your weekend?"

I bet you eat your burgers with ketchup as the only topping and find paprika spicy.

Schriffen: "Anyway, Robert's OBP this season is..." Some people: f*** this guy

Lip, I'm 90% certain JR would have ordered your resume publicly burned in a dumpster fire for having applied. Edit: I'm not saying you couldn't do it or knocking your broadcast abilities, but with just how petty JR is, you can't be flaming him for years and expect him to hire you.

I actually like that he's energetic and excited about things, but stylizing the words like this makes it seem like they're mocking him.

I feel like NYC just needs to not be in that graphic. For starters — I'm guessing Lower Manhattan is being counted as downtown, but Midtown has a more classic "downtown" vibe. But then you have Downtown Brooklyn, which isn't built up to nearly the same degree, but keeps expanding (the Barclays Center is technically just outside of that neighborhood). I'm sure you'd get different answers from different people about Queen's Downtown, but Flushing is literally called Downtown Flushing by the city. As for Yankees Stadium, yeah. It's a 20 minute subway ride from Grand Central (6 miles). TL;DR - Balta is right and this graphic is dumb without context.

I mean, announcing TLR as manager with A.J. Hinch's signature is pretty great

Buehrle lives!

Canseco's Craft Cave

It lets him build LaRussa's Lounge AND Loretta's Lounge, making it so he can do right by TLR (in his eyes) without controversy

The Dodgers are opting for a broadside of glass cannons. Kinda fascinated to see how it works.

Those last few minutes were super exciting, then Grayson Allen and the refs make everything suck

I'm riffing on the thread title more than you honestly. But yeah, locally, it seems Cohen has the edge. Funnily enough, the Yankees/Cowboys are trying to get one at Coney Island.

Alright. Let's do Jordan Field, but it has a statue of Jordan in a Sox uniform.

Not taking Wintrust Field at Comiskey Park - a name that literally has the words "win" and "trust" in the name - and instead opting for GIANT DOWNWARD ARROW is such a nonsensical flub that only JR could do it.

I'm sold as long as each home run is accompanied by Gene Honda bellowing "White Sox. We have the meats."

Please lord, pick a good name.

Steve Cohen went 11 months between uttering sentences. Amazing.

Do you have secret info on the A's? They got the state to dedicate massive funding, which was extremely controversial. But they donated to 41 state legislators. The A's getting any public funding is a farce because they won't generate tourism on the Strip. Fischer has also not presented his plan for the stadium by the required deadline six days ago, which required how it would be funded. Now they're meeting to discuss playing at the soon to be abandoned Salt Lake Bees stadium. The entire A's fiasco is a tragic comedy.

He claims he didn't knowingly use steroids, but was once provided a cream by Bonds to recover from a knee injury. Ortiz waltzing in has kinda ruined the sanctity of the Hall regarding questionable steroid use for me. Blatant use? Sure.

This is reminding me of when my mom said the Sox should trade Gavin Sheets for a frontline starter.

All I can think about right now is that the Orioles not getting a frontline starter is like the Sox avoiding genuine attempts to fill RF and 2B during the rebuild/brief playoff runs

Stress on the word "signing" my man. Bummer and Stassi trades are fine.