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Schultz 4 IP, 6 Ks, 3BB Duke Ellis pinch hit and stole two bases.

Do it Vaughn. Do it cause it'd be funny.

They're about to win the game and rope off a 30-game win streak

I'm sure as Pedro flushes this drubbing down the toilet, he'll turn to the team and go "thanks to FAST we didn't get no hit" and the team will cheer.

Korey Lee breaking it up is fine. He has a future here. Little Nicky would have made me sad.

Imagine that in 2021, right after the Field of Dreams game, someone telling you our 2024 All-Star would be Gavin Sheets.

@Milkman delivers can you feel it in your bones

No. It's just easy to assume it'll happen.

It's amazing how getting off to one of the worst starts in the history of baseball makes people question someone's ability to GM.

The better question is: When will the second one be thrown?

I had debated saying that Glorbatron the Destroyer would be the best blernsball player of all time, but the years don't line up.

To save money, Billy goes back to college and Pedro coaches the Bulls.

Jake Burger IV will have to be like, 19-20 in this scenario, so he's got just as much uncertainty as Glorbatron the Destroyer. You're telling me you're passing up The Destroyer for Burger #4?

I immediately did: Mexico City. Andres Poco, your time is now.

I can think of no better place for a hitter to find their confidence than Charlotte.

Happy one year anniversary! Lest we forget the legendary rant that came a few days later:

I know Fletcher has turned around slightly and Mena's ERA has gone up from 0, but to be fair, Fletcher's ERA has also gone up.

Someone will say it's because Getz needs time to evaluate everything, despite him being hired because he didn't need that time.

Let's just remember this quote

I have horrible news if people think athlete infidelity is a sin. Which, also, let's add the rest of these quotes. https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/2896475

His OPS from 2019 to 2022 was .820. So that doesn't really work for "year-to-year," just one singular year.

Praying for a repeat of 2014, but this time we need 4 teams to overthink it instead of 2 Dear god this man

My standards for big W are not high. I don't think Chris Beck had five good innings in his entire tenure.

Can also reach the high shelf.

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