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It is April 18 and we got reports about teams interest in our biggest FA signing from the winter. Lmao

From your mouth to Preller's coke dealer's ears.

Because people think I won't give Getz any W's, Cannon is a big win right now. Especially compared to the Chris Becks and Sean Burkes of yesteryear.

Getz would have traded him to the Marlins for a package built around Noble Meyer, Victor Mesa Jr., and Andrew Nardi

It has always sounded like what you call your uncle who peaked as a high school QB, not a 5-tool, All-Star centerfielder that has a gold glove and a silver slugger

1) Has cool nickname 2) LuBob has been dismissed by Abreu 3) La Pantera has cool artwork 4) Still call him "LuBob"

1) They really should have tried to see if they could have gotten past the Hawks without continuing to play him 2) God damnit Drummond. Shaqtin a'fool MVP

He got slapped around by a lineup that makes the Sox look like offensive juggernauts. Dude is cooked without sticky stuff.

But remember, despite spending 80 games with them in the minors, the team had no chance to work him on his swing and miss issues. Or his rookie year. It's all him. Absolutely all his fault, not the Sox development team. Because he made one music video and is jacked.

For fucks sake Andre Drummond

Well, they're cooking right now

f*** yeah, love me some Duke Ellis. When I saw him live, he played with crazy man energy.

Nastrini and Cannon glaring at the bullpen right now

I take back everything I ever said about our offensive juggernaut Paul DeJong

Darken my soul cause it's funny

The crowd just got really amped for a hard hit line drive to shallow left by AV that got caught. Send my man to Charlotte to get his groove back holy s%*#.

Twice!

Also this means that DeJong is officially our best power hitter.

DE BONG HIT

He's probably thinking about the fact that Fletcher could have probably caught the ball if he didn't trip a second time.

Jinx!

That run should be counted against Fletcher's ERA.

Cancel the post game show because Dominic Fletcher cannot play defense holy s%*#.