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This is ultimately a hilariously timed column.

Cuba doesn't have a lot of star power right now and the Netherlands has a good amount of Latin talent from its constituent countries. Losing to the Italian Americans Featuring Some Italians, however, is embarassing.

I mean, I don't believe you have four eyes but here we are.

Just saw the box score. DFA Cease

Cause there's nothing to go on other than a theory and Hahn, Getz, etc. would need to "conspire" to keep Colas away from the locker room. It's no insane, but technically it is a conspiracy theory.

I think per the new CBA, the Guardians and Braves get extra first round picks because of Spencer Strider and Steven Kwan being on their OD rosters and finishing top three in ROY voting. The Mariners definitely do because of Julio Rodriguez winning it. Maybe Colas doesn't come close, but playing a full season would let him rack up counting stats, which we all know voters love.

So Ja Morant could be facing a 50 game minimum suspension. One of the all time dumbest acts by a player.

Thank god for the Toronto Blue Jays.

The PatBev high has worn down.

Colas is staying in! All is good.

Oh ffs

Mookie is so damn good.

???

But does he have dad strength? *I'm not trying to slander Burger in any way, because he does have stupid amounts of power. It's just that the Sox have already played out the dad strength line.

Think he read yesterday's game thread?

Yaz got a hit as I was posting this.

It's already started! Cease has 2 IP, 2 BB, 2 Ks Vaughn has the Sox lone hit. No TV

Then why the f*** was Tony hired? To sleep?

As we all know, all workplaces are united every single day. Of course people form cliques, it's how human nature works. They were probably here when Ricky was here, but he somehow managed it.

Here's a link to the writeup. Callis highlights "an influx of talent in 2022 and the ability to capitalize on the Cuban market." The list: They're high on Burke and Burrowes compared to other lists. Part of their Burrowes write up mentions other teams asking for him in trade taks.

Knowing that the top line is Vaughn, all you've shown me is that one guy playing out of position almost out produced two guys who were getting more favorable matchups. So you can spend one roster spot on Vaughn playing his actual position, or two on Sheets / Burger.

Dread it, run from it. Leury Garcia arrives all the same.

I'm also cool with it. I also feel ... weirdly OK with our bench depth? Assuming the MLB vets that don't make stick around in Charlotte.

Lineup is giving big "battle for a benchspot" vibes.