Quin

Good bunt! Gimme a Yaz bomb.

Courtesy of Elvis Andrews?

Goddamnit no Billy time

Tim why

Also Billy Hamilton 2013-2016?

Billy's like a goddamn psychological weapon.

ReyLo, my dude. Not that

Yeah, but he and Robin Ventura share a special bond. ltPnwzu.mp4

All that means is that if Sammy Peralta ever pitches for another team, you'll mention him in several posts.

High thread counts?

I mean Lenyn's AAA slashline this year is .460/.546/1.329 and he has historically struggled to begin every single level before coming into his own (with his AA and AAA adjustments being absolute tears), but sure, his less than 100 MLB ABs are a guarantee that he'll suck forever.

Darth Jimenez

I guess because he was his high school coach, Katz is to blame for his performance on the Cardinals?

Worst SoxTalk thread of all time.

At this point I'm convinced half this board has never been injured / is convinced you could just rub some dirt on a strained oblique.

"Lenyn, we need you to go work on stuff." Sosa goes 3-4 with a double. "Good enough."

That terminology now legally belongs to the South Side thanks to FX.

I fail to see the lie.

Santos was a trade, so we should give Rick Hahn some credit for his masterful trading skills.

Well lads, we've got a win streak.

Benintendi bunting anyway, doesn't care.

NOBLETIGER for the Twins!

Tim walks, then the ball goes far!

Tatum had three hits in the Dash win. Him, Chappy and DJ are a fun watch at the top of that lineup.