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Vaughn heard y'all talking s%*#

Ah, I turned on the game just in time I see.

I also enjoy these threads because it's like Moncada sucks Trade Moncada to teams who will obviously give us something nice for Moncada

The Bear illustrated this perfectly when Carmy's annoying brother-in-law was revealed to be a Cubs fan.

Ron if he were British:

You're welcome!

Well, time for La Pantera and the Coca-Colas to pounce.

I got my dad excited about Chappy (he adores short, lefty second basemen), so it'd be great to see him back in the lineup.

Moncada hater szn knows no calendar.

Goosenberg will herald the return of the Goose statue.

Ah yes, another Moncada hate boner thread. Especially because he came out blazing and is one of your few lefty (well, switch hitter) bats. Eloy and Sheets are the ones who would be looking over the shoulder if Burger keeps mashing, not Moncada. You get rid of another iron glove, not one of your best defenders. But also, with this team's record of staying healthy, pulling a trigger right now would be fool hardy at best.

We doin' Terrence Howard math now.

At this rate, I'm waiting for Caulfield to tell us that Fernando Tatis is a paragon of health.

The game is in his own mind.

Crede year-by-year: 2000: 7 2001: 17 2002: 53 2003: 151 2004: 144 2005: 132 2006: 150 2007: 47 2008: 97 Let's remove the first three up and down years for obvious reasons, like you said. 721 games over 6 seasons = 120 games per season. Yoan Moncada 2017: 54 games 2018: 149 2019: 132 2020: 52 2021: 144 2022: 104 Remove the first one for the same reason as Crede. Let's remove 2020 for clear reasons. 529 games over 4 seasons = 132 games per season. If you want to prorate the 2020 season, (162 / 60 = 2.7), Moncada's average actually jumps to 133, so basically the same. Different breed Moncada that never sits unless he has to according to Caulfield. He's got that dawg in him.

Pedro's had his ups and downs in his first *checks notes* 16 games. If only he were having a stellar year like Dusty Baker and Bob Melvin.

A toss up between: vs.

I also play MLB: The Show

COLAS BABY

I'm sorry did you not see Davis "Mario Camiletti" Martin's stat line?

Bro if that sad hot dog isn't all of us right now.

Diar and PetBev were fun, but I would like to reiterate my earlier pain.

Everything is pain.

Bro