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No one shall be sacrificed!

I blame the dog celebration.

To the soil beneath the 78th.

If Davis Martin gets a loss, then one of the batters must be sacrificed.

Dybantsa is pretty much the only one of the Big 4 I don't think will be on the board at #4. Give me Wilson or Boozer.

Sweet LORD Fingers crossed.

Davis Martin inherited the Quintana gene.

Brooks Boyer really put Kids Day on Mother's Day

I don't know who the CF of the future is but he needs to get here now.

This is absolutely fire. Dude is buying into the culture.

Co-signing everything you said. Roch fits the timeline. Slots in fantastically on defense. It makes perfect sense. Emerson or Lombard, we're now crossing our fingers + they're on a different timeline. They're also going to be fighting with Carlson for SS reps throughout the system, because you don't want to take him out of that spot as long as he continues to hit.

Don't overthink this don't overthink this don't overthink this.

I'll take it?

I remember when the Astros and Marlins tricked themselves into thinking Aiken and Kolek would be better than Rodon. Obviously Rodon didn't live up to his ceiling, but 22 fWAR isn't anything to sneeze at.

All I need right here lmao.

Hold up, Meidroth already had sunglasses with him!?

Buy Meidroth sunglasses.

I guess this isn't actually Streisand effect, which is where attempts to hide or censor info makes people look into it more. But in this case, baseball fans wouldn't know Cole gave up that homer if he didn't plunk Bonemer.

This is ultimate Streisand effect lmao

😞

God, I wish they could buy the Bulls. Like, hypothetically they could pull a John Henry, Jeff Loria move, but I highly doubt that happens.

They need to get to .500 before we can declare this.

Time to see if Gonzo can handle RF.

Haber's Revenge can't be stopped.