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Hawk got us into this mess.

Soto at home!

Jake Burger and Gavin Sheets, baby!

Big Diek Energy is clearly a difference maker in the clubhouse. Get fucked Keller.

Big Diek Energy

Lmao

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.

When Diekman strikes out Soto to end Game 7, all will be forgiven.

This is Diekman slander.

This is gonna happen now and Menechino is gonna get an extension for fixing Bellinger.

Or the Padres rotation last season. Stuff always looks good on paper.

Chaos rejected

I think his point is that it's like calling Oklahoma the Midwest

Even if he approves, this is top tier comedy

And, while I guess I didn't specify which Reinsdorf, it was Michael that ushered in the regime change.

If they fail in that time, with the sunk money, any non-Reinsdorf GM is getting fired.

Oh God do it for the lols

Once again, I would like to point out that the suffering of Angels fans dwarfs our misery. They've basically got modern era Willie Mays and Babe Ruth and nothing to show for it.

I guarantee if you asked before this snippet came out, there'd be a few people here saying the White Sox based on the fact that they'd have to extend Ohtani. But also, in lieu of that, the Rays.

FO people would def get banned/suspended, like they did for the Astros.

I enjoy this proposal every time you bring it up, because it'd be fucking nuts. Also imagine the absolute shit storm if Ohtani got injured because a team rode his arm too hard and he got injured and didn't disclose it back to the Angels. It'd be wild. There'd be banishments from baseball. The Angels would get to pick prospects a la carte. I want it.

Note: I'd take Preller's wheeling and dealing in a heart beat over the Sox constantly hedging bets, but dude is actually insane.

To be fair, that's everyone in this case.

The White Sox won their first home series in forever and are once again above .500! Throwing for the White Sox Michael Kopech: 4-6, 3.16 ERA, 78K MLB still uses this photo to preview Kopech starts. We haven't seen this fresh-faced pitcher in a while. Instead, we have this guy, who has aged significantly in the past few years. Some say TLR steals his youth to stay awake in the dugout. Throwing for the Royals Brad Keller: 5-11, 4.18, 73 K Remember when TA did his now iconic bat toss and Brad Keller lost his shit? More homers. More bat tosses. More wins.