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Houser has bought us a decade of Bannister will fix-em memes, just like Thornton did for Coop. Or Phil Humber's crazy ass run. Houser goes from absolute cheeks to (as fathom said) the guy probably repping them in the All-Star game.

My mom has been checked out this year, just learned who Houser is and goes "so we're probably going to trade him!" I had to explain that yes, they would, and that it would also be the correct move.

What the f*** was that noise Schriffen made during that Colson dunk highlight

Holy s%*#, Colson.

I don't understand why they don't call up Lee, make him a backup, and then have Quero-Teel rotate at catcher and DH

If Sosa is sticking around, and he's making the case, I get it. Unless Elko can pull the strikeout rates way, way down, they don't have a first baseman. That being said, I figured they'd like up the infield like Colson-Meidroth-Sosa-Vargas, especially since Bryan Ramos is suffering from the "got called up to Chicago early, failed, and can no longer hit in Charlotte" phenomenon.

We call these Create-A-Players

I understand Coors is massive, but saying that "it isn't difficult to pitch in because the ball flies, but because..." The atmosphere is definitely a factor.

Man, I moved from Flatbush to Crown Heights (for-NYC people, one neighborhood over). While I still visit some old haunts, since I don't live there to see incremental change, one day I was going through my old block and half of it went from early 2000s, pre-war NYC buildings to 8+ story modern buildings, a bunch of new grocery stores and the existing stores all went through massive facelifts. s%*# happened FAST.

Oooo, so now we get to start banging the Chris Getz is a moron that overrides his scouting director drum?

The Brewers are a whopping 3 games back.

So have the Sox announced a corresponding move or can the Marlins just call dibs on Sox players?

The fact that teams have to hire capologists is one of those things that I find highly amusing.

I'm 50/50 cause I feel like that jackass would make it known that he still got in and claim diplomatic immunity.

I get uncanny valley watching Olbrich run in these clips. My brain thinks he's running like a rugby or football player? Annoyed that they could have kept #45 and just drafted a 7'3" giant at the spot, but whatever, AK must have his lanky runners

This is my experience with Colson

I know the odds of this happening are like 5%, but I still can't figure out why Phoenix acquired Mark Williams almost simultaneously with drafting Malauch.

Yeah, this is good heckling, or if you're going to razz them, this is as extreme as you get: He also had a "LILLARD YOUR TATTOOS ARE ONLY DECENT."

I personally love the LF Giants hecklers. Didn't see that they were in Chicago the other day.

I'm talking about the Sox in this instance?

I probably should have been clear that it's an improvement over last year when the bar was in hell and the lineup/rotation looked like a nursing home.

I would like to reiterate that while I like watching Giddey, Coby and Matas, I would like AKME fired into the sun.

Gonna disagree here. The Sox, for some reason, keep loading up on old guys on their last legs - although this is finally improving. The Bulls are in NBA hell cause their players (outside of Patrick) are try hards. For me it gives them fun-bad qualities. I can turn on games not automatically assuming a loss. That being said, please launch AK into the sun so the team can return to the playoffs proper.

See how much the Suns really want to dump Beal's contract and ask for Maluach. In all seriousness, there will be moments this season where the Bulls will probably run Giddey-Coby-Essengue-Matas and Collins or Smith and it'll be fun to watch.

This is the daily reminder that Vinny Capra has 10 hits for the entire season, whereas Brooks Baldwin has 14 home runs between Chicago and Charlotte. Sosa and Baldwin need all the burn they can get right now. There's no reason for Capra, and probably Rojas, to be around.