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Did Eloy Hurt Himself???

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Did you all catch Eloy on the ground holding his leg during the celebration?

He better have not......

Dudes a glass house but seems like he got up and gave Giolito a hug. Think he’s going to be ok.

He hurts himself every time he gets out of bed.

Thank god the celebration wasn't close to any of the netting, they'd still be cutting him lose

Hopefully good to go come Friday

Eloy is literally always day to day...but aren't we all ?

Seems he was bumped into by someone and must have stepped awkwardly.  

 

Edited by SouthWallace

3 minutes ago, SouthWallace said:

Seems he was bumped into by someone and must have stepped awkwardly.  

 

Someone sniped Eloy

"Eloy Jimenez came home after the game and went to bed following a quick yogurt snack. He awoke to find himself surrounded by crocodiles in the Nile River, through no fault of his own". 

1 hour ago, SouthWallace said:

Seems he was bumped into by someone and must have stepped awkwardly.  

 

Yeah someone backs out of the pile as he tries to come in, they collide and he falls off balance.

That someone is number 23... Edwin Encarnacion.

That's right, the Sox could have avoided this by calling up Andrew Vaughn

7 hours ago, SouthWallace said:

Seems he was bumped into by someone and must have stepped awkwardly.  

 

I agree bro. @ChiliIrishHammock24

For as big as Eloy is, he seems so fragile.

My heart sank...This guy is an adventure

Love the Manny Ramirez comparison

Seems fine

So what happened to The Glasshouse today? Someone in the game thread said he was crying, is that true?

ps... Eloy will now be officially known by this name.

56 minutes ago, hi8is said:

So what happened to The Glasshouse today? Someone in the game thread said he was crying, is that true?

ps... Eloy will now be officially known by this name.

You should call him glasshouse up and personal.

I think "glasshouse" could probably squeeze the life out of you with 1 hand... just saying!

Edited by harkness99

1 hour ago, hi8is said:

So what happened to The Glasshouse today? Someone in the game thread said he was crying, is that true?

ps... Eloy will now be officially known by this name.

Sober up buddy he's fine.

 

Eloy must have familial ties to Derrick Rose...

52 minutes ago, harkness99 said:

I think "glasshouse" could probably squeeze the life out of you with 1 hand... just saying!

His hand would shatter.

24 minutes ago, EloyRedGloveSWAG said:

Eloy must have familial ties to Derrick Rose...

Eloy plays when he comes back from injury. 

18 hours ago, hi8is said:

His hand would shatter.

Shatter our faces maybe... 

6 minutes ago, harkness99 said:

Shatter our faces maybe... 

Nah. Anyone who’s loving enough to say “hi mom” constantly certainly wouldn’t want to hurt even a fly.

The Glasshouse breaks only the will of opposing pitchers and shatters only baseballs.

  • 3 years later...
On 8/26/2020 at 1:54 PM, hi8is said:

So what happened to The Glasshouse today? Someone in the game thread said he was crying, is that true?

ps... Eloy will now be officially known by this name.

Guess it was back in 2020 when I attempted to give him the name “The Glasshouse”.

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