And this is why we don't freak out if they get no hit through 5 innings.

Eloyous!

I need to change my panties. 

 

Delmon Young!!!

1 minute ago, SouthWallace said:

Don’t chase that Eloy

He was just getting his timing down. 

A BINNNNNNG BANNNNNNNNG BONNNNNNNNNG.

 

WHERE ARE THOSE 2 DOWNERS WHO LEFT 1 INNING AGO?????? BYEEEEEEEEEEE DUMBASSESSSSSS

Eloy ftw

Cisnero hadn't given up a home run on the season before that. 

I'm a little behind.  Hell yeah!!!!!

Eloy 4-3 Sox

24 minutes ago, fathom said:

And that’s likely the ball game. Absolutely terrible pitch selection to someone who had no chance against the change 

 

24 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:

blah, turning this one off, maybe they will find a pulse.

I take posts that aged poorly for 500, Alex. 

ELOY ONE BADASS MOFOCKA

I love when people quit at the slightest bit of adversity, luckily this team isn’t so soft

Just now, Yearnin' for Yermin said:

Delmon Young!!!

Ok I laughed at this

Just now, Yearnin' for Yermin said:

Delmon Young!!!

Even in Delmon's best year, I don't think he had Eloy's numbers. 

 

Just now, GermanSoxFan said:

 

I take posts that aged poorly for 500, Alex. 

what's with teh stupid ass trying to dunk on people in the game threads?  some of you guys talk mostly about other people like b****es.

Cisnero had TA on a 0-2 count and hit him. That was the turning point. 

This Sox team is different, you can just feel it. The past 6 years sox would have just laid down and died after last inning 

1 minute ago, DoUEvenShift said:

A BINNNNNNG BANNNNNNNNG BONNNNNNNNNG.

 

WHERE ARE THOSE 2 DOWNERS WHO LEFT 1 INNING AGO?????? BYEEEEEEEEEEE DUMBASSESSSSSS

With this offense it's never over.   And well it's the tiger's.  Love this team. 

26 minutes ago, fathom said:

And that’s likely the ball game. Absolutely terrible pitch selection to someone who had no chance against the change 

 

26 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:

blah, turning this one off, maybe they will find a pulse.

 

Excuse my French but suck a fat one both of you. How do you live your lives so narcissistic? I got a fat blunt for yall if you need it. 

1 minute ago, chw42 said:

Cisnero hadn't given up a home run on the season before that. 

And that ball will go to Freddy Thomoson, a season ticket holder for 32 years.

I am someone who welcomes hot takes, and I think the whole purpose of the game thread is venting and hot  takes. 

But the best part of hot takes is pointing out how stupid they were and ho boy did it take all of 10 min for some hot ass takes to look so, soooo stupid