my god Colson blows

God damn Colson he just threw you that exact pitch a couple pitches ago and you took it for a ball. Quit being a random number generator up there and have a a plan

Colson is tiring to watch.

Anyone else betting the over on Colson setting the single season K mark

1 minute ago, South Side Fireworks Man said:

Colson is tiring to watch.

I’m legit shocked if he puts the ball in play

Having Colson and Mune both struggling right now makes this team so tough to watch on offense. Just constant strike outs.

PATIENCE!!!!!!

Chase can’t be swinging at inside fastballs if he’s standing so far off the plate

2 minutes ago, Greg Hibbard said:

Anyone else betting the over on Colson setting the single season K mark

Record-breaking SS!

“Nasty slider”….stfu

Chase been straight ASS since his hot streak ended

Jesus Christ Chase...

Peters!!

What kind of swing was that by Chase.

Well that one wasn’t robbed at least

Peters is the man

CANT CATCH THAT ONE NIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANANA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Banana man is so fucking BACK

Rob this Nimmo

HE AINT CATCHING THAT ONE

THE BANANA GAWD 🍌🍌🍌

Alright right back in it.

Back in the game.

7 sox players with double digit HRs.

TEAM IS NEVER OUT OF IT!!! WHEN WILL YOU ALL UNDERSTAND THIS FUNDAMENTAL TRUTH?

LETS FUCKING GO TRISTIAN!!! BOOM!!!

Through all of the horseshit of the beginning of this game - if it were for one foot, we’d be leading this game.