Dang. Nice try Vargas but this game is done.

Goddamit the law of averages has to come into play at some point, right

Grichuk should be embarrassed by that awful AB

On the brightside, at least Miguel got that one in the air

Who is the bigger disappointment in the second half - Vargas, Munetaka, or Kolson? Its a genuinely vexing question.

Trying to hit homeruns and can't do it

This park is so awful for hitting

Make the next stadium ten inches smaller

1 minute ago, fathom said:

I don’t see 100, but 72-90 wouldn’t be shocking at all

No chance they play a full 162

Just now, fathom said:

This park is so awful for hitting

lol Cardinals are hitting line drives all over the place

Just now, Green Line said:

Who is the bigger disappointment in the second half - Vargas, Munetaka, or Kolson? It’s a genuinely vexing question.

Murakami easily. Literally could have cost himself 150 Million

2 minutes ago, wegner said:

They had 1 job in September

All this team had to do was not s%*# the bed.....just don't s%*# the damn bed ....and they are shitting the bed

So hard they need a personal assistant to carry a diaper bag and clean up after them.

Just now, BigHurt3515 said:

lol Cardinals are hitting line drives all over the place

It’s the lowest HR hitting park in baseball

Vargas killed that ball. 104 off the bat and 397 feet. Just no luck when they actually hit the ball well recently.

Go Sox that was heartbreaking though

Just now, Jake said:

Absolutely snakebitten. I think the offense has woken back up but they're going to need to catch some breaks

We are catching no breaks. Variance is working uber hard agaisnt us. Will not deferend Grichuk but Miguel should have gotten a slam

1 minute ago, WilliamTell said:

Dang. Nice try Vargas but this game is done.

Was done when Will put that Stiff Richards in

1 minute ago, Jake said:

Absolutely snakebitten. I think the offense has woken back up but they're going to need to catch some breaks

How? You still have the same main guys being automatic outs.

This team doesn't deserve bidets any longer.... immediately remove them.

2 minutes ago, fathom said:

This park is so awful for hitting

Not for the Cardinals tonight.

Sox gonna be 0-8 now after having a leadoff homer?

Just now, wegner said:

This team doesn't deserve bidets any longer.... immediately remove them.

They just piss themselves instead...

Just now, wegner said:

This team doesn't deserve bidets any longer.... immediately remove them.

In a year

Is that 4 bases loaded situations in the last 2 games with no runs scored?

1 minute ago, Colome's Hat said:

We are catching no breaks. Variance is working uber hard agaisnt us. Will not deferend Grichuk but Miguel should have gotten a slam

If not a HR, at least a double. That ball had a .680 xBA and is a homer in 12 parks.

They’ve had 14 base runners through 6 innings and have only scored 2 runs on 2 solo home runs. Almost unbelievable if you weren’t watching it for yourself.