WHITE CASTLE MAKES VALENTINE'S DAY RESERVATIONS?

 

 

 

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Say What? I know where i'm taking my date on Valentine's.

i strongly considered sliders for Valentines day, but I settled on taking my wife to Texas de Brazil

WHITE CASTLE MAKES VALENTINE'S DAY RESERVATIONS?

 

 

 

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Are we starting a new Bad Advice Thread?

So, is Jessica Simpson fat?

The White Castle thing has been around for years.

So, is Jessica Simpson fat?

So she's gotten a little thick, I wouldn't say fat territory yet. I still wouldn't kick her out of bed at this point.

So she's gotten a little thick, I wouldn't say fat territory yet. I still wouldn't kick her out of bed at this point.

 

Agreed. Those pics that are out there are her in a not so very flattering outfit.

Romo likes his women beefy with a pepsi in their hands.

Jessica heard everything is bigger in Texas....that's a blond for ya.

Edited February 4, 200917 yr by onedude

I still wouldn't kick her out of bed at this point.

At this point, I don't think you could if you tried. That's a huge b****

Hippo eats dwarf.

 

Hosted on the blog of Carrie Fisher.

 

I really just don't know how I can possibly top that. Goodbye.

So she's gotten a little thick, I wouldn't say fat territory yet. I still wouldn't kick her out of bed at this point.

Hilarious how it was Fox News' lead story the other week. Ashlee (or Popeye as she was referred to back in the day here) thought so as much on one of her blogs.

Jessica Simpson is going to go on a crash diet/excercise program and look good in a few months. Book it

Hippo eats dwarf.

 

Hosted on the blog of Carrie Fisher.

 

I really just don't know how I can possibly top that. Goodbye.

 

That is tragilarious!

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp

 

Buzzkill.

 

I gotta say, it makes me want to check out the band though.

 

Sheesh. They even titled a book about this hoax.

Sheesh. They even titled a book about this hoax.

LOL, man, i really shouldn't post stuff.

With as much nose blowing I have done in the last 24 hours, I feel like should of lost 5 lbs.

Jessica Simpson is going to go on a crash diet/excercise program and look good in a few months. Book it

 

Yep, unfortunately, she'll still be as smart as two bags of s***.

Yep, unfortunately, she'll still be as smart as two bags of s***.

 

did she get pictured looking chunky or did she fail a math test? I could care less how smart she is, it doesnt affect me, I dont look at SI Swimsuit edition and think "man, these girls must be smart"

Yep, unfortunately, she'll still be as smart as two bags of s***.

 

So she could be dumb enough to sleep with someone like me?

So she could be dumb enough to sleep with someone like me?

Nope. You wouldn't be missing much, her dad would be too busy trying to be your best friend.

did she get pictured looking chunky or did she fail a math test? I could care less how smart she is, it doesnt affect me, I dont look at SI Swimsuit edition and think "man, these girls must be smart"

 

Of course not, but she's a special kind of stupid.

So I got belligerently drunk and it happened in front of the girl I've been crushing on for months. Completely embarrassed myself. Like, completely. I hate myself. Really, I hate myself. Only good part is that I don't remember a second of it, but still.