Too bad you don't have million dollars.

two chicks at the same timeeeeee

Reading this and wondering if we'll ever see Shipps alive again.

Family is getting another dog today (I believe it's a Poodle) My other dog will have a baby brother to look after.

 

BTW Jeff, keep us updated sir.

Poodles are great dogs. Quick learners and very friendly if you get them used to kids early on and gently.

Just went to leave for the night only to find my battery completely dead. Awesome.

I told Shipps this would happen. You can only hop over the fence so many times....

Edited September 13, 200916 yr by KyYlE23

I told Shipps this would happen. You can only hop over the fence so many times....

Let's pray for Shipps' balls right now.

 

At this hour, they have probably been removed from his body by force as predicted by me a few weeks ago.

Poodles are great dogs. Quick learners and very friendly if you get them used to kids early on and gently.

 

Too bad you can't say the same thing for Shipps. He never learns.

Too bad you can't say the same thing for Shipps. He never learns.

You what they'll both have in common? My dogs and Shipps are both castrated.

I hope to come home from work tomorrow to see an awesome SHIPPS story.

I hope to come home from work tomorrow to see an awesome SHIPPS story.

 

It may or may not have to do with ice cream sandwiches

This has become the most anticipated September post on the board.

 

So I just realized that starting tomorrow, I'm scheduled to work 31 of the next 32 days, until October 16th, where I have a four-day weekend scheduled. My only day off from now until then is October 4th, where I already had a race, I signed up to run.

 

Awesome.

Brutal...just brutal. I thought it was going to workout well when the night first started. Girl number 2 canceled out to going to the party, so great. Then somehow the word got out to girl number 1 that there was other interests involved. I dont know who told her or how anybody else knew because I told girl number 2 that we have to SERIOUSLY not tell anyone because it is a workplace relationship and that cant get out.

 

Girl number 1 seeks a motherf***in vengeance upon shipps and acts like a god damn whore to the whole f***ing bar the rest of the night. Kissing on my buddys. Grinding on crotches. Bad bad bad thing for me.

 

 

And its like, why would it be last night the night that someone told her out of all this time ? It was like Karma totally took a karmastic s*** on me.

About what i expected.

About what i expected.

 

I honestly wish she would have just injured my balls. It would have been better than that display last night. I know its my fault but that chick knew what to do and say to really break a brother down to nothing. And I know people will say I deserved it but I wasnt playing this situation as bad as it sounds. I just gotta move on now.

Brutal...just brutal. I thought it was going to workout well when the night first started. Girl number 2 canceled out to going to the party, so great. Then somehow the word got out to girl number 1 that there was other interests involved. I dont know who told her or how anybody else knew because I told girl number 2 that we have to SERIOUSLY not tell anyone because it is a workplace relationship and that cant get out.

 

Girl number 1 seeks a motherf***in vengeance upon shipps and acts like a god damn whore to the whole f***ing bar the rest of the night. Kissing on my buddys. Grinding on crotches. Bad bad bad thing for me.

Soxtalk has far reaching influence.

I just gotta move on now to girl number 2.

 

Fixed. Just make sure she doesn't know about the word.... of the bird.

 

Soxtalk has far reaching influence.

 

I think Jason, Mario or Andy snitched from fars awayz.

Edited September 13, 200916 yr by SoxAce

I honestly wish she would have just injured my balls. It would have been better than that display last night. I know its my fault but that chick knew what to do and say to really break a brother down to nothing. And I know people will say I deserved it but I wasnt playing this situation as bad as it sounds. I just gotta move on now.

Girl #1 hasn't exited your life yet. She was jealous and attempted to make you feel the same way, successfully it sounds like. It was a probably a blow to her ego more than anything. When she begins thinking what the other girl has that she doesn't have, and begins to wonder what is it that makes you so attractive, she'll come back. I'll guarantee it.

 

 

There is a certain guilty pleasure in life when an ex looks you up, and your station in life totally kicks the ass of theirs.

Fixed. Just make sure she doesn't know about the word.... of the bird.

 

 

 

I think Jason, Mario or Andy snitched from fars awayz.

Yeah I totally liked informed her of the situation via Skype.

Pain Pill Post w/ ambien influence...

 

Shipps has some muff diven he needs to get ahold of hisself ,

 

the screen is beautifullly moving up and down rhe more I type...

 

SHIPPS get it together man,,, muff divin will do you good, better then icecream pants. Get on that,

 

Mabe this post should be moved to the drunk post of 2009 or something..

 

Shipps has hit his netstwisted all over now.

 

 

Join us next time to see how killer gets out of a castration.