kjshoe04 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 (edited) QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jun 24, 2011 -> 10:55 AM) SEE THIS IS MUCH FUNNIER Edited June 24, 2011 by kjshoe04 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 I hate when my awesome gets buried as the final post on a page, so f*** everyone, here's Ozzie and Juan smooching again. #myawesome #beastmode #woot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 That's fantastic. Well worth getting suspended for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggsmaggs Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jun 24, 2011 -> 11:08 AM) I hate when my awesome gets buried as the final post on a page, so f*** everyone, here's Ozzie and Juan smooching again. #myawesome #beastmode #woot I hate that, too. Haha. Did you make the first one?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILMOU Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 (edited) QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 24, 2011 -> 07:46 AM) The raft is wearing #14... Are those 1890's-esque ladies undergarments that Pierre and Rios are wearing? Good stuff, Stever! EDIT: Oh wait, I just noticed those were Ozzie's arms. Edited June 24, 2011 by Stan Bahnsen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 QUOTE (Stan Bahnsen @ Jun 24, 2011 -> 11:51 AM) Are those 1890's-esque ladies undergarments that Pierre and Rios are wearing? Good stuff, Stever! EDIT: Oh wait, I just noticed those were Ozzie's arms. Clearly the original is Carl Skanberg. I just made the altered one where Juan and Oz are smooching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jun 24, 2011 -> 10:55 AM) SEE THIS IS MUCH FUNNIER Hahahahaha, I'm still laughing at this after 30 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jun 24, 2011 -> 01:38 PM) Hahahahaha, I'm still laughing at this after 30 seconds. I like how he kept it so that it still looks like Rios is having some mad diahhrea coming out behind him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 (edited) I think he's going to have to learn how to draw a slightly better representation of The Tank, but the rest is spot on. Like the idea of Lillibridge diving off Viciedo's shoreline into the water for another game-saving catch, too. Or Peavy's "lat" as the anchor. Good stuff. Edited June 24, 2011 by caulfield12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 .041 ISO, right back on last year's record tying pace. One of the least useful everyday players I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 QUOTE (Kalapse @ Jun 25, 2011 -> 12:49 AM) .041 ISO, right back on last year's record tying pace. One of the least useful everyday players I've ever seen. Does that count tonight's 0/6? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JorgeFabregas Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 (edited) I believe that ISO would not be affected by an 0-fer. Edit: well, I guess it would. Because SLG would drop faster than AVG. Edited June 25, 2011 by JorgeFabregas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Side Fireworks Man Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Maybe Teahen earned a start over Pierre in Ozzie's eyes tonight, but I doubt it. I would platoon Lillibridge with Teahen in LF until Viciedo is called up next month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 QUOTE (South Side Fireworks Man @ Jun 25, 2011 -> 12:21 AM) Maybe Teahen earned a start over Pierre in Ozzie's eyes tonight, but I doubt it. I would platoon Lillibridge with Teahen in LF until Viciedo is called up next month. More likely Teahen will be starting over Morel or, heaven forbid, at 2B for Beckham. The please play Quentin tomorrow if he's available...Ozzie sits guys for an extra game, but theoretically that should only be when they're coming off injuries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 24, 2011 -> 11:58 PM) Does that count tonight's 0/6? Yes, he was at .042 prior to the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Side Fireworks Man Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jun 25, 2011 -> 12:26 AM) More likely Teahen will be starting over Morel or, heaven forbid, at 2B for Beckham. Well with Ozzie, you're probably right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerbaho-WG Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Juan Pierre's OPS is now below .600. To be fair, Adam Dunn might join him there soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 (edited) QUOTE (Cerbaho-WG @ Jun 25, 2011 -> 10:12 AM) Juan Pierre's OPS is now below .600. To be fair, Adam Dunn might join him there soon. Maybe its just wishful thinking, but I think Dunn is about to turn it around. He almost homered last night, and they showed him on second after his double on the board, there was a big sigh of relief from him. Maybe playing against his old teammates relaxes him a bit and he can move on from there. Physically,I just don't think its normal to go that bad that quickly. Its happened, but its unusual. It has to be mental. I really don't think he's going to get to his usual numbers except for strikeouts, but I do think he'll be far more useful the rest of the season. Edited June 25, 2011 by Dick Allen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggsmaggs Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 (edited) Ozzie walked 239 times in his ENTIRE career, good for a .287 career OBP. Is it possible because Ozzie couldn't ever take a walk in the majors yet played 16 seasons, he severely underrates OBP as a statistic? Or maybe just doesn't care about it at all? Edited June 25, 2011 by maggsmaggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerksticks Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 QUOTE (maggsmaggs @ Jun 25, 2011 -> 10:59 AM) Ozzie walked 239 times in his ENTIRE career, good for a .287 career OBP. Is it possible because Ozzie couldn't ever take a walk in the majors yet played 16 seasons, he severely underrates OBP as a statistic? Or maybe just doesn't care about it at all? In theory he should love the Brent Lillibridge-type player, a guy who can barrel-up any fastball and impact the game. But he doesn't really play him much either so I don't know what he likes anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 (edited) QUOTE (Jerksticks @ Jun 25, 2011 -> 04:10 PM) In theory he should love the Brent Lillibridge-type player, a guy who can barrel-up any fastball and impact the game. But he doesn't really play him much either so I don't know what he likes anymore. I disagree on him barreling up any fastball. He couldn't make contact last night when all he had to do was hit the damn ball and we win the game late. He struck out with that big bat of his and his loopy swing. I like Lilly. I do. But he had a chance to win the game last nite and failed. It would have been a nice comeback win to steal, games we need to win if we have any hope of bettering the .500 mark this season. I know some of you magically think we're going to start winning at a .700 clip and run away with the division, but I want to see it on the field. Edited June 25, 2011 by greg775 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty34 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Morel is terrible too and what's maddening is they don't have to play him because of his contract. They're going to lose this division in part because they stuck too long with Pierre and Morel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 QUOTE (greg775 @ Jun 25, 2011 -> 12:49 PM) I disagree on him barreling up any fastball. He couldn't make contact last night when all he had to do was hit the damn ball and we win the game late. He struck out with that big bat of his and his loopy swing. I like Lilly. I do. But he had a chance to win the game last nite and failed. It would have been a nice comeback win to steal, games we need to win if we have any hope of bettering the .500 mark this season. I know some of you magically think we're going to start winning at a .700 clip and run away with the division, but I want to see it on the field. Sometimes when ballplayers try to do something they fail. /shrug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 QUOTE (lostfan @ Jun 25, 2011 -> 12:27 PM) Sometimes when ballplayers try to do something they fail. /shrug Usually 70% in fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 QUOTE (maggsmaggs @ Jun 25, 2011 -> 11:59 AM) Ozzie walked 239 times in his ENTIRE career, good for a .287 career OBP. Is it possible because Ozzie couldn't ever take a walk in the majors yet played 16 seasons, he severely underrates OBP as a statistic? Or maybe just doesn't care about it at all? We're also talking about the guy who kept trying Swisher in the leadoff spot over and over in 2008. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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