The Critic

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Apr 2, 2006 -> 01:43 AM) Critic...get your Hawks enthusiast butt over to talkbhawks.com I dunno. I never signed up at Blackhawkzone for whatever reason. I'm thinking about talkbhawks, but I just don't talk as "in-depth" about the Hawks as I used to. For example, I don't know s*** about their minor-leaguers or potential draft targets. So I don't know how much I'd add to the site. ....that doesn't stop me from posting here, though....

Remember the broken-foot panic? THAT was f***ing scary. Mark is Mr. Reliable.

.......and they follow it up with a 5-2 loss to Columbus. Led 2-1, then, well.............ugh.

QUOTE(Steff @ Apr 1, 2006 -> 06:07 PM) Awww.. It's been a bad week for little critters. First QP's hampster, then your daughter's fish. The saddest part was that she was about to play an April Fool's prank on the fish. She was going to pretend to feed her, but leave the cap on the fish food. Then she looked at Fishy, and said to me - "Dad, Fishy looks weird - is she dead?" My heart broke a little right then.

QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Apr 1, 2006 -> 06:03 PM) Poor kid! Are you getting her a new one? Yeah, we're going to clean out the tank, let it sit for a couple days, then get her a new fish. This experience now has her questioning the mortality of her pet cat.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Apr 1, 2006 -> 12:08 PM) Soft. Anal Warts or The Critic? Anal Warts The Damned or a red-hot metal shaft to the eye?

QUOTE(YASNY @ Apr 1, 2006 -> 11:12 AM) Have a liitle funeral ceremony *FLUSH* Exactly what happened, and that's when she cried hardest.

Yep, just saw the blurb on whitesox.com too. This signs Contreras through age 56, right?

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Apr 1, 2006 -> 10:36 AM) The first world series Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz Salma Hayek by a million miles. Steve Buscemi or Michael Madsen?

Nothing on whitesox.com yet. I smell a lame April Fool's "joke".

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Apr 1, 2006 -> 06:24 AM) Besides, for Frank to be in mid-season form, he would need a boot on his left foot. Buh-dum BUM!!!

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Apr 1, 2006 -> 09:21 AM) Rolling Stones The Damned or Sex Pistols? (Critic is not allowed to answer) Sex Pistols ( Take THAT, Kid!!! ) Wheel Of Fortune or Jeopardy?

My daughter's fish died today. First time I had to console her over a dead pet. It was really sad. I feel so bad for her.

OMG, poor Freddie Mercury! That overbite was horrible!!

When pressed to make a decision about something, Dusty does what Dusty does best. He avoids the decision. He named Todd Walker the "primary" second baseman. NOT the starting 2B, not THE 2B, the "primary" 2B, whatever that means. Kasper and Brenly are trying to describe the intricacies of having a "primary, secondary and terciary" second baseman. Dusty can turn the simplest thing into a furrowed brow.

The Blackhawks get their annual win over Detroit tonight. Khabibust played very very well tonight.

American Heartbreak - upcoming self-titled release. VERY nice!!! Thanks to a certain Noted Glam Scholar for this one!!!

QUOTE(Steff @ Mar 31, 2006 -> 10:42 AM) LOL.. watch it be late due to traffic on Sunday. Quick!! Someone tell the trophy about their SECRET SHORTCUTS to avoid Dan Ryan traffic!!!

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 30, 2006 -> 07:37 PM) Not true. Emperor in a walk. Fuller's London Pride or Fuller's ESB? Ohhhh, that's right.....the other guy who cares....

"DAMMIT....RAIN!!! I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D ACTUALLY WIN IT!!!!" Vince really CAN do anything!!!!

QUOTE(bmags @ Mar 30, 2006 -> 05:11 PM) oh yeah...um...just in case that came out the wrong way...when me and my friends get caught up in a stupid statement we act like we jump through the window (ala superman) to get out of trouble... Speaking of older stuff... I just got the joy division box set. its so depressing Love Will Tear Us Apart is one of my all-time favorite songs.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Mar 30, 2006 -> 06:55 PM) Heh...heh...stalemate. No.....you're the only one who cares....

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Mar 30, 2006 -> 03:52 PM) Popeyes. Beef Brisket or Pulled Pork? Pulled Pork Boxing or Mixed Martial Arts?

QUOTE(DePloderer @ Mar 30, 2006 -> 03:08 PM) I'm re listening to some of my older stuff while training and can't get over how good the Stone Roses were. If you haven't listened to their blend of 60's guitar riffs, 70's smooth jams and 80's dance beats you just haven't lived. Check out Waterfall or I am the resurection. ENJOY! I Don't Know Why I Love You is one of my all-time favorite songs.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Mar 30, 2006 -> 12:56 PM) Plus if GnR ever comes out. Though the rumour there is that the original GnR is back together...well, Slash, Duff and Sorum with Axl. But it is still speculation on things that have been said by Slash and Ian Astbury from The Cult. That would be an interesting little train wreck if it happened.