Gene Honda Civic

You could hear the VEN fans chanting "Puto! Puto! Puto!" after that non-HR call.

QUOTE(SoxRock05 @ Mar 7, 2006 -> 02:21 PM) Is Frank playing? This actually made me laugh outloud.

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Mar 6, 2006 -> 01:46 AM) Wouldn't Fabio Castro be interesting right about now? 2.1IP 3H 1BB 1K 1HR 3.86ERA -- so far this spring for Texas. He's still an option, because if he doesn't stick with Texas for the whole year, he's ours for just $25K

QUOTE(SnB @ Mar 7, 2006 -> 11:59 AM) I can't believe I overslept for an 11:00 class. I missed a 5PM lab once because I found a quiet place in the library where I could push two big comfy chairs together to make a bed.

QUOTE(Drew @ Mar 7, 2006 -> 03:51 AM) "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes I would have never thought of this, but it's a good choice... The first few notes would really be distinct.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Mar 6, 2006 -> 02:05 AM) That may all be true, GHC, but the sad fact is that the girlfriend is most likely going to get messed up from this. She might blame herself for the death, such as "what was I not doing that made him look to cheat on me?" or she might have trouble trusting anyone again, which is understandable to me. It's all in how you look at it. She was gonna be messed up by the guy anyway, probably better off that they didn't last until Prom night, when he would have knocked her up after telling her 'it felt better without the condom.'

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Mar 6, 2006 -> 01:40 AM) How's his girlfriend going to feel? I'll bet she'll never drive that car again, or trust a boyfriend to take her car. Let's be honest. He was a 23 year old, who died having sex in a car. With a 17 year old. That wasn't his girlfriend. Even though it wasn't explicitly stated in the article, we can easily glean the following: This guy didn't have a car. (Why else was he borrowing his GF's car to pick up chicks) He was living in his mom's basement. (Step #1 to moving out of mom's basement is a car. Earl did not meet this prerequisite.) The girlfriend in question was also under the age of 18. (Her name was withheld) He had a mustache. He was a loser who was preying on the naivety of teenage girls. (There was a reason he wasn't seeing girls his own age. And it's not because 17 year old have perkier tits. 23 year tits are plenty perky.) The girl is better off without him.

No, that's an Earl Hickey award winner. That's Karma, b****! He drops his girlfriend off at work, then uses her car to pick up some other chickenhead,. Then has sex with said chickenhead in his girlfriend's car. The only thing that would make this story better is if it was an episode of Cheaters™. Joey Greco would be standing there, portable video player in hand. "Do you wanna see where he went when he said he had to use your car to visit his grandma?"

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Mar 5, 2006 -> 10:09 PM) Next up Hutch familiar pose...

That quote's just plain erroneous. Anyone who knows Brokeback knows it's not about front running... It's about coming from behind.

She was actually an early Al Quada operative who was sent to capture the hearts of the US populace by winning multiple marathon titles, but Al Quada was low on funds back then. She didn't have enough $$ to pay for her apartment, so she had to work two jobs; an exotic dancer by night and the Pawtucket Red Sox hitting coach by day. This didn't leave much time for training, so she cheated.

Um.... The real truth has been known for a quarter century now.. Rosie Ruiz:Subway::Barry Bonds:Flaxseed oil

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Mar 5, 2006 -> 04:33 PM) I can't quite recall, someone help me. How many pre-season games did the Colts win this season? The same number of postseason games they won.

"Owens brings a football mentality to the game. He rates a 70 on the 20-80 scale in speed, and 60 in average. Defensively his arm is a liability, and will probably limit him to LF. His peak is probably Juan Pierre/Scott Podsednik, but he could be a useful utility player right now" -- AL scout, Haywood Jablomee

-- Bill O'Rielly, responding to hearing the words "Kieth Olberman" on his radio show.

QUOTE(SSH2005 @ Mar 5, 2006 -> 03:27 PM) Farmer and Singleton are talking about how comfortable Anderson looks in CF. They say that KW expects Anderson to be better defensively than Rowand in time. Rowand was thought of as a corner outfielder when he was coming up with the Sox. They didn't feel that he had the chops to cut it in CF. Jeremy Reed's ceiling was supposed to be Mark Kotsay in CF, which is pretty good, but he's not a rangy guy. He's a guy, like Rowand, who gets good reads on balls, but has a world class arm. The Sox liked Anderson's D better than that of Reed. Anderson is better than Rowand, defensively, at the same stage of development. Whether he continues to grow like Rowand did remains to be seen, but he has the tools to be a better defeder.

QUOTE(TheBigHurt @ Mar 5, 2006 -> 02:47 PM) Hey, I haven't kept up with this s***. Is Sweet Lou still managing the D's? Joe "Torre" Girardi

Huge Brian Anderson picture

money for nothin chicks for free

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Mar 4, 2006 -> 06:55 PM) Those show up from time to time thanks to google ads. It takes about 5 seconds of work to get those to stop showing up

QUOTE(Palehosefan @ Mar 3, 2006 -> 11:33 PM) *warning, NOT Big Ten related :-). Great post/article from a Kentucky fan, of all places. http://kentucky.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid...88&sid=&style=2 In the future, all mentions of Kentucky basketball should include these guys and a picture of Ashley Judd just to show the breadth of the Kentucky basketball fan.

QUOTE(aboz56 @ Mar 3, 2006 -> 06:24 PM) Oh he's gonna be in Louisville to start the year. This definitely calls for me going to the park and talking to Timo this year. May even have him sign a World Series ball. It'd be the first one he's ever touched.

It's an illusion. Unless he's wearing crotchless tights underneath his shorts.

Timo Perez. Games won without Timo:0

QUOTE(SSH2005 @ Mar 3, 2006 -> 12:41 PM) I wonder what video game it's for? On the DL: Life in the trainer's room Others getting scanned: Chan Ho Park, Juan Gonzalez, Mark Prior, Kerry Wood, JD Drew.