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True story. Meanwhile, Konerko was the consummate professional who was loved by Sox fans and while he hit an awesome grand slam in 2005, he couldn’t sniff Frank’s numbers.

I didn’t watch this game at all but looked at the box score and immediately knew Kopech blew the game.

I saw SSHM’s post about it. Dude is sticking to his guns hardcore. Didn’t see the last Balta post about it.

Agreed that all Sox articles have to have some level of snark. The funny thing is that it’s pretty much jumped the shark these days since it’s now universally known what a terrible owner Reinsdorf is.

Except Greg Walker didn’t procreate with his strategy.

Especially when you have no pull out game like Timmay.

May be a little too late and close to the deadline to sign him and hope he pitches well enough to build up his value. Plus, this should be the time to give more innings to the Sox own pitching prospects.

Maybe if he wants to lose his MLB earnings to multiple baby mommas for the next 18 years per kid. Not a wise strategy. And if his actual wife decides to divorce him cuz he keeps cheating, that could be up to 50% of his earnings, unless they have some sort of open marriage.

Probably for passing his herpes onto them, as the rumor goes.

A wandering dick. ? It was always a wandering eye in the past. Just making up new metaphors.

Dude, I thought you were joking and then found this via Google… https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNMY2Wnr/ Wow. Tim must not listen to The Score and hear how easy the Vasectomy operations are these days, with no scalpel and no pain! I am guessing once Tim can’t find another contract for a few million is when Bria sends him the divorce papers and takes half of everything.

Yeah, but you forgot to post his catcher stats to truly convince greg.

Celebrating that Nicky Lopez is outperforming Tim Anderson is like being happy that you came in second to last place in a Pinewood Derby competition in the Boy Scouts.

Many unrelated to baseball… Either that or Jose Ramirez knocked him and his career out at the same time.

Crochet hasn’t blown past it yet. I seem to remember posters expecting 75-100 innings. I believe you were expecting 150 innings or possibly more. But even Sox mouthpiece Bob Nightengale is now saying that the Sox have a plan to limit Crochet the rest of the way this season, which you kept arguing wasn’t a thing at all. It seems to me that the majority of posters that thought there would be an innings limit were right, but were off on the total number of innings that he would pitch. You were insistent that there was no plan to limit Crochet’s innings because “he’s a freak” and “he’s showing no signs of slowing down” and that his arm can handle it. How does that make you more right than the majority of posters?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/columnist/bob-nightengale/2024/06/30/mlb-awards-first-half-all-star-game/74258656007/

Ban. First religion, next comes politics… WestEddy is no doubt going to bring up how Joe Biden dominated Trump in the debate!

Oh sure. I’m assuming they will keep going for the Wild Card. But who knows…

https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2024/2024-06/29/6000ccdb-6af783df-e0db5b45-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_16000K.mp4

He’s even worse. He was supposed to be almost a sure thing prospect and he hasn’t hit in the majors. Doubt the Cubs would be willing to trade him yet but he would be a nice target at only 22 if the Cubs need another pitcher.

If they could actually have beaten the crappy teams in their crap division over the years, they would’ve made the playoffs more.

Dude, are you purposely trolling?

The ultra rare Sh1tty Lopez RBI.

Also known as equipoise. Still a popular steroid for human use. Will shrink your balls faster than a Sox half inning of offense.