santo=dorf

Happened to my first laptop. Most of the left side was paralyzed so I would go to the forum and highlight an "a" and just copy and paste it when I needed it. I did that for a couple of weeks until I decided just to buy a loose keyboard for $10.

Lincecum got to 7 wins pretty quickly.

I like this one better than any of the botchamanias.

Does this mean Soxtalk will let cwsox back in the near future? Sorry, first thing I thought of when I saw the title. Surprised PA didn't make the reference first.

Just another game where Erstad struggles to hit the ball out of the infield.

Disagrees

George W. Bush is responsible for more American deaths than any illegal immigrant. /flame on

What made you think I thought you were a creationist? My post was directed towards Texsox's, not yours. Get a grip. Sunday school doesn't just apply to your own religion you egomaniac. I went to Sunday school and we do not share the same religious beliefs. If you are starting a thread just to get a rise out of people by baiting and making snarky comments, then you are a troll. But at least you can come back talking about the last time you got banned and talk about your new signature that says something about yourself.

Actually, I'll take full credit for giving Jessica Alba herpes. Wait, what?

Sun-Times has a great article on citations today. Basically they quote to the commanders of two different towns and their views on issuing tickets. In geneva on 23% are issued a ticket for speeding. But in North Chicago 99.9% of the people pulled over were issued a citation.

Just like Mike Jackson and his 1000 career appearances

Which is just another reason why ERA by middle relief isn't really worth dilly. Honestly, why should Seattle keep trying to score runs? They're up by 6, Weaver is shutting us down, and our offense is cold.

So how about now?

I'll pay the extra $1.20 or whatever for stuff similar to Old Spice compared to a bar, because it looks better than some green blob with hair gunked to it.

Actually, another one of my buddies had that for his party last weekend and supposedly it was horrible. The girls were already being paid a ton and they were going around the tables asking for $200 to perform an act. So there were awkard moments of silence and points in time were the girls were just standing around. My buddy knows a couple of strippers in the area, so I'm going to see if he can help out.

That was the one I was originally thinking of. I'm not the one planning it, but the guy who is has never done it before. we're getting two topless waitresses for $75 an hour each, but I don't know what they'll do nor do I know anything about the music. So I'm taking the safe route by bringing my Ipod and looking for another stripper that isn't advertised as "topless waitress."

Go with Engineering. Dorky classmates, hard work, but the living out of college is great.

I need about two hours of music with some raunchy and or dancy techno songs for the strippers. Help add to the list: The Whistle Song (blow my whistle b****) I'm in love with a stripper I had a couple others in mind but forgot them.

No, they believe creationism isn't part of the scientific method. Yes it takes faith to believe in somthing as complex as the creation of life, but it sure helps your cause when you have factual, scientific evidence to support your beliefs.

They don't teach this in Sunday school, do they?

I was thinking of earning a professional certificate from Illinois by taking a few online classes for $801 per credit hour, but I'll have a lot going on with this new position I just accepted so I'll wait until the spring. If that goes well, I'll aim for my MBA somewhere out here (ISU?) because the company pays 100% for tuition.

Nothing pisses me off more than seeing someone hold up the line by writing on a completely blank check. You f***ing asshole/b****. You know the store is going to take your check, the date isn't going to change so the write the stuff out ahead of time and balance your damn book AFTER you leave the store.

Erstad has had some success against Sabathia in his career including hitting a home run in his first White Sox at-bat off him. However, his numbers against LHP are BRUTAL: .176/.208/.255

Delgado, Randy Johnson, Mike Meyers.