BobDylan

Let me mop the floor so you can puke again.

Hahahah. I could picture it in MVP.

ESPN Insider has a caption that reads: Sox jump into Clement bidding. ...We all know that means the Red Sox.

Two words: No thanks.

All I can say is the White Sox better f***ing sign Edgar Renteria now. This is a disturbing trade.

Owen Wilson did not co-write The Life Aquatic, actually. It was written by Wes Anderson and Noah Baumbach. Owen Wilson co-wrote in Anderson's other three.

Kevin Smith is a boner. He never had real professional actors to work with. Don't tell me about Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, they are crap. Wes Anderson is one of the best filmmakers in the industry. Saying he needs to get new "actors" is blatantly idiotic. What does getting a new actor accomplish? An actors job is to be somebody different, what would replacing Owen Wilson accomplish? A whole lot of nothing. I'm sorry. Don't take it personal, I am just in love with Anderson and his movies.

I don't know. It's an "early screening." I don't think it's listed in the papers or anything.

I'm seeing it on the 15th in Chicago. I can't wait. I am in love with Wes Anderson.

Vazquez, dang it. I want him. It doesn't seem ridiculous at all to trade Vaz and sign Clement, does it?

f*** you Magglio Ordonez. Prick.

If that's all it took, then it seems like a no brainer to me.

Say goodbye to Renteria.

MVP Baseball would explode in the system if you offered that in a video game.

I would, but under two conditions: The Sox locked up all their pitchers and traded prospects to restore the middle of the order.

Agreed. I'd rather trade Konerko for Vaz and run.

You must've never heard of Edgar Renteria.

Not realistic. Not anymore.

Is there any smoke to the fire that we might land Clement? I'd love to sign him and make a deal for Vazquez.

Screw the small names, I want Renteria, Soriano and Vazquez. Call me dreamy, but don't tell me it ain't possible.

People may b****, but there aren't many other better options out there. Dye is far superior to Joe Borchard and Timo Perez. I like the signing, good move KW. Now get us Renteria and Vaz. MAKE IT AN OFF-SEASON!

I second that statement.

But they do the small things! I agree to an extent. I don't think the players are as bad as you say, but I don't think they are even close to the ranks of Edgar Renteria. f*** finding the right price, overpay Edgar and get this team a serviceable SS for once. Drop payroll somewhere else and find a "bargain" at that other position. SS is the most important position in the infield and I'll be damned if David Eckstein starts there for the Sox next year. I'm tired of hearing people say, "only if it's for the right price." f*** that. Edgar Renteria is better than any player the White Sox have. He'd be an extremely valuable asset, far more than Paul Konerko or god forbid it to happen, Pokey Reese. Sign Edgar. Make it happen...I don't care at who's expense.

Wallet's aren't always opened up in the free agent market.