Milkman delivers

He goes from good to bad. He vasilates.

This is falling apart fast. You really fucked us on this one.

Pope Francis.

The issue is that he intends to resign him, be he keeps re-signing him. His grammar is on par with his minor league development, unfortunately.

This statement seems so obviously true, but I seriously doubt that Getz would be fired anyway. Any other team in baseball (or any sport) would fire their GM in such a situation, but I don’t think we would.

You give the Sox too much credit. That kid actually made contact at the end. Well, they’re not going to spend the money to make that happen, so…

I always thought of the TLR one as a reaction to something absolutely bonkers or that you completely disagree with. Conversely, the Hawk one is for something completely goofy that you like.

Palacios at cleanup? What in the world 😆

This is an outrage! Oh man, am I underpaid for my work.

Well, that will probably do it.

Man, I actually found myself rooting for the Sox after the Meidroth hit. Serves me right…

At least it was Meidroth.

Clevinger dealt that inning. Like he was chucking a can of dip.

We would trade him for more prospects before he turns into another pumpkin.

You remain undefeated. I don’t know how you do it. You could plop me into any random thread and give me 24 hours to come up an obscure reference, and I couldn’t come close to the randomness you come up with on a regular basis.

Two losses, which is the difference between breaking and not breaking the modern-day loss record.

I can easily see them losing 110+, and that following a 121-loss season already has to be in all-time bad territory. So imagine if they somehow break 121.

This is all true. But also, f*** Lance Lynn. It can be both.

I’m sure he’s right, but the team could have benefitted from Lance being way behind everyone else in the buffet line.

That might be the best thing for Venable. He was a young hotshot and this team is probably going to irreparably tarnish that reputation. But if he gets out while Getz is still at the wheel, he can maybe spin it as though he was shackled to a completely hapless front office and is not at fault for the results.

That would be cool, but I won’t believe it (again) until I see it.

Well, hard to break the record you just set, right? But logically, the talent decreased between 2024 and 2025, as it previously did between 2023 and 2024.

Feel like I’m definitely off the hook for creating tomorrow’s game thread. Start arguing amongst yourselves who needs to step up.

Depends on how you look at it.